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Sorry Guys: The Hills Might Be Done

Dickism — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:06:06 -0500

MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.

And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000

Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.

DJ AM Burned To Hell And Back In Plane Crash

Dickism — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:50:35 -0500

DJ AM was out yesterday grabbing some coffee and looking no pretty normal considering he was almost burned alive 10 days ago. The patch shaved into his head for a skin graft and the burns on his arm are the only real signs that he survived a plane crash that took four lives. Dead man walking watch out everyone!

Madonna And Guy Ritchie Divorcing While She Bangs A-Rod

Dickism — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:43:06 -0500

The Sun UK is reporting exclusively that, after eight years of marriage, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are set to divorce, and their announcement will be made official very soon, perhaps before the end of the week. The divorce is expected to be finalized in as little as two weeks, by Christmas at the latest:

A highly-placed source told The Sun: “It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together any more.”
“Despite huge attempts to patch things up they both knew deep down that divorce was on the cards.
The source said: “Lately Guy has been putting his foot down about a lot of stuff.
“He is sick of his career taking a backseat to hers and was determined to spend as long as he had to promoting RocknRolla here, even if it meant being away from Madonna rehearsing in the US.”
They went on: “When Madonna first moved to the UK, she loved the idea of becoming an English rose. But slowly it turned sour. She decided she hated hunting and quickly dropped her ‘hobby’ of going for a pint of bitter with Guy in the local pub.
“She doesn’t have many friends here and as she has turned 50 she has become very philosophical and started wondering what it’s all about.”

I think most people would admit they’re surprised these two even made it this long. They’re so different. He’s 40, she’s 50. ARod, Alex Rodriguez was seen coming and going from Madonnas New York apartment on several occasions beginning in July, and while the two have insisted they are simply friends. Yeah right!

Naomi Campbell Nude Topless Pictures

Dickism — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:58:13 -0500

Naomi Campbell nude topless pictures are trying to say something about the future, but it would appear that Naomi has traveled to a shiny S&M future where Supermodels walk around topless. You know why don’t see too much of Naomi because shes a bitch no one wants to work with her. Take that bitch!

Gerard Butler Moves In On Travis Barker’s Ex Shanna Moakler

Dickism — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:14:53 -0500

Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hospital bed with a burns all over the place while your ex has crazy slow-motion sex with the star of 300.