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50 Cent Tried To Kill Me Help Help!

Dickism — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:00:16 +0000

We just caught up with Shaniqua Tompkins as she got back to her house or what’s left of it after this morning’s big blaze and 50 Cent’s ex-skank went off the handle! Where do we begin? She alleges that he tried to kill her, that he’s obsessed with her, and well, just listen to this crazy bitch!

Tila Tequila Wants To Suck Fuck Your Cock

Dickism — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:39:30 +0000

Here’s a new song by Hot Rod a member of 50 Cent’s G-Unit, word nigga! featuring Tila Tequila rapping about how she likes to fuck suck cock till she hurls and how she’d like to fuck everybody in the world. Paging Paris Hilton for a herpes report on Tila the MySpace whore of all time. Talk about keeping it real. Tupac said it best. This bitch needs to be in a porno pronto. I’m calling Hef on my lunch break to give him a heads up. Check it out and fast forward to around 1:49 after the jump..

50 Cent: Gimme My Chain Back!!

Dickism — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:40:56 +0000

A bold thief tried to jack 50 Cent’s chain in Africa recently, but 50 jumped into the crowd to fight for his property according to concert goers:

In the video, you can see a crazy concert-goer jump on stage during Fiddy’s set and yank his chain right off his neck. A G-Unit insider says that what folks couldn’t see was 50 actually jumped off the stage to follow the thief and punched the man who tried to jack him. When asked what the end result of the scuffle was, our source replied, “The chain is around 50’s neck right now.”

Now wait a minute. You know shit is fucked up when you’re black and you visit Africa and someone tries to jack your chain..That dude must be in a coma right now…Quite simply the dumbest motherfucker to walk the earth. 50 survived everything and your gonna try and snatch his chain..Lets just say 50 beat the shit out of him because you know he did..50 style yo!

Kanye West Kicks A Critics Ass

Dickism — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:20:51 +0000

Kanye West is back to blogging, and as always he’s extremely brutal like me…suckers! Kanye’s “Glow in the Dark” tour got less than an A+ review from Entertainment Weekly, and the rapper took to blogging it out, letting the critic know they’re full of it..bitch:

Yo, anybody that’s not a fan; don’t come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya’ll two cents in? Ya’ll rated my album shitty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can’t have fun and lose yourself at this tour it’s a good chance you’re a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don’t know shit about passion and art. You’ll never gain credibility at this rate. You’re fucking trash! I make art. You can’t rate this. I’m a real person. I’m not a pop star. I don’t care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you’re not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it’s pop art!

Can you tell Kanye West is angry! Nah I cant either. But still mostly music critics do suck ass. All they do is write something horrible and cut down the artist. When clearly a critic has never played an instrument or has been through a recording process. Besides, Kanye makes how much…so that means mofos like his ass..And how much does a critic make while using his bicycle to get to EW…Probably nothing!