Thursday May 29 2008
It seems that Lindsay Lohan dad Michael Lohan is coming to terms with her daughter being a lesbian while her mother Dina, is whoring out her next daughter Ali Lohan in her tv show Living Lohan. The Sun UK says Lindsay
bites the rug..
Michael has admitted rumors surrounding Lindsay’s close bond with Sam are true, insisting their romance “is evident to anyone with half a brain”. Michael compared his disappointment at facing the facts of his daughter’s sexuality to the nude Marilyn Monroe spread she did for New York magazine earlier this year. He told Us magazine: “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false. Lindsay is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.”
Lindsay Lohan is having sex with girls. I know your so shocked that your heart has actually skipped a beat. And by that I mean your sex drive just went into overdrive. This is pretty much old news I mean all know Lindsay does coke like people eat breakfast and making out with girls is her favorite pastime.
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Wednesday May 7 2008
Dina Lohan attended a ceremony held by Mingling Moms aka Dykes R Us, a Long Island social networking for mothers, where she was honored as one of the organization’s Top Moms (just to get some free press.) However, by attending, Dina skipped out on a mandatory visit to her shrink.
TMZ Police reports:
Her husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than a mothers’ event.
One time, a whole bunch of guys got together and gave awards to each other, and talked about the sizes of their penises. Oh thats the Union or your local bar, well they are better. Then this dyke eating fesitival. I have no interest and dont care about women getting together to stroke themselves and make them feel important. Especially over someone who is clearly not a good parent..I give you Dina Lohan aka Child Whore-er!
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Saturday April 26 2008
Lindsay Lohan is deeply concerned about her mom’s new reality show Living Lohan. Lindsay is certain that Dina is going to turn 14-year-old Ali into another Lindsay or worst another Miley Cyrus, which might not be a bad thing. We like them young nowadays.
According to a longtime Lindsay associate and friend, the star thinks the show has the potential to be ‘‘really toxic’’ and is also convinced Dina’s manipulation of Ali’s career will mess her up — as she thinks her own life has been. Lindsay supposedly has tried to talk to her sister about all this, but Ali has stopped taking her calls, unless she promises not to dis their mom.
So, I wonder who’s the worst parent: Britney Spears or Dina Lohan? I think they should both have a celebrity boxing match, and see which parent is more hardcore and willing to kick one of them in the nuts repeatedly of course. I think Dina would win, why because she does lines of coke on the weekends next to Lindsay.
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Tuesday March 4 2008
Dina Lohan is set to premiere her new reality show this summer about her adventures cultivating young 14-year-old Ali Lohan’s career.
People reports:
“The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today,” Lisa Berger of E! said in a statement. “This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”
Dina Lohan is just your normal everyday mom. Now that’s touching. Touching all the way to the bank! High-five! No? Okay, you’re right, pimping out your kids to the Hollywood machine is pretty fucked up - Fucked up all the way to the bank! Ha!
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Thursday February 28 2008
Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old little sister, wants to grow up to be just like Lindsay. Ali’s got a new reality show that her mom Dina brokered because, let’s be real, Dina wants to make money off her kids as much as possible. Anyway, here’s what Ali said to
Teen Vogue:
“I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or on stage, with everybody listening to you…it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”
Ali got to watch Lindsay
pose nude as Marilyn Monroe and I guess she found it appealing that her 22-year-old sister’s body looked worse than your grandmothers. Add that to all the whoring. And you got a great remodel.
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