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Amy Winehouse: What Did You Say About Sex

Tuesday April 29 2008

Amy Winehouse hears the word sex, and she runs by answering the door in her bra and panties and do tons of drugs and stumble around drunk and high and almost naked. While trying to find someone else to cheat on, while letting him take the heat in the slammer. My kinda chick!

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Amy Winehouse Cheating On Husband In Jail

Tuesday April 29 2008

Amy Winehouse’s jailbird husband is demanding a divorce payout as he rages over being dumped while sharpening his knife in jail to kill Amy Winehouse..jk..Anyway, according to the Sun.

Junkie Blake Fielder-Civil, whos 25, has told his lawyers he wants £250,000 for every month of their year’s marriage, despite being behind bars for part of it. And he fumed to pals after being ditched by the 24-year-old Back to Black singer: “She wouldn’t even be alive if it wasn’t for me.” Sources at Pentonville Prison said Fielder-Civil had gone back to his old druggie ways after The Sun revealed Amy had bedded her manager’s assistant Alex Haynes, hes 22.

There is nothing worst, then a man being cheated on while in jail. That is his lowest point, a man can be. But Amy does need to get cock just like every other girl. So shes gonna bang her assistant to get the sex shes needs. Thats one thing I know if your not boning your girl then someone else is…

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Amy Winehouse Is Arrested For Headbutting A Guy

Saturday April 26 2008

Don’t get excited because she’s out of jail at the moment. She got arrested after she just visited a kids school in her hood before the cops came and took her bee weave. London is safe from Amy Winehouse’s killer weave, at least until midnight. We were just told the London police will keep her behind bars at least until the clock strikes 12. But here’s what got her in trouble…

A 38-year-old man was quoted in tabloid newspapers as saying he was hit by Winehouse when he got in her way while she was playing pool at a bar in the Camden neighborhood and then head-butted another who was trying to hail her a cab in the early hours of Wednesday morning. She could do six months if convicted.

I can understand the pool table incident, but why head-butt a dude who’s hooking you up with a cab ride home. I dunno maybe Amy just freaked out at someone trying to help her and just went Wesley Snipes ape shit on the dude..Last time I went to the bar, I was nice to this girl and she just kicked me in the balls constantly. But the minute I treated her like shit, she let me take her home and fuck her on my sisters bed, anally of course. Video of her being drag away after the jump. (more…)

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Amy Winehouse Is Naked With Duct Tape

Wednesday March 19 2008

In honor of naked celebrity week, Amy Winehouse is also taking her clothes off. Nope, it’s not her usual cracked-out ramble through the streets in a dingy bra. This time Winehouse got her kit off for charity, stripping down for photographer Carolyn Djangoly to raise awareness about breast cancer among young women. The songstress appears naked in the April issue of British women’s magazine Easy Living, where she’s pictured strumming her guitar in the buff while covered only in two pieces of duct tape.

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Amy Winehouse Likes To Wear A Bra While Getting The Mail

Tuesday April 24 2007

Here we have British popstar, Amy Winehouse, getting the mail in her bra. I’m not sure when this sort of thing became the normal in Britain, but I definitely can’t remember the last time a girl in my neighborhood answered the door topless. And trust me, I’ve been looking. Hopefully Ill get catch some hot eighteen year old answering the door naked.

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