Angelina Jolie may be pregnant with twins, but it was a distinctly different pair of twins she was showing off the other day. Naturally, I’m talking about Angelina Jolie’s breasts, which thanks to her new pregnancy, should be getting bigger by the day kinda like Christina Aguilera.
Who is Misty Cooper? Sounds like a porn name right, well shes a former producers assistant who is now claiming she had a lesbian affair with Angelina Jolie while they were working on “Gone in 60 Seconds” and that Brad Pitt better watch out because Angelina loves sex with women too much to be faithful for long. So this will be just like a regular Angelina Jolie story, except with way more erections. A few highlights from an interview with Flynet Online (read the whole thing here). We all know Angelina is a freak in the bed, she probably has had threesomes that make most porn companies drop their pants. But I think she could of found a hotter lesbo. Shes just looking for press and get anywhere in showbiz. So where are the OTHER pictures she talks about in the article? Not gonna show them huh. Pictures of them together, here, here.
To get your mind off this disgusting lesbian duo, I uploaded some pictures of younger Angelina Jolie when she was modeling, you know before she made it famous and when she actually looked hot.
I don’t fully understand all the excitement surrounding Angelina Jolie’s computer-animated nude scene in Beowulf. Actual pictures and video of her naked, younger already exist and everyone is so excited to see a computer game that has Angelina in it. I guess all the 16 year olds are whacking to it. So hey everyones gotta have something to wack it too!
Last week while at a screening for her documentary “A Place In Time”, Angelina Jolie minus Brad Pitt who did not attend this, she had a few drinks and reportedly started doing a lap dance for Oliver Martinez. Usmagazine.com says:
After an official bash at Hotel Gansevoort where the star drank wine and, a source tells Us, was “really outgoing and very chattyâ€. Jolie headed to a small VIP after party at nearby eatery Gin Lane. Among the guests: actor Olivier Martinez, a participant in the documentary and her costar in the 2004 thriller Taking Lives, with whom she reportedly had a fling at the time. Encouraged by a group of drummers, the actress eventually began waving her arms around. But it wasn’t until Jolie started dancing for Martinez that things got really wild. “She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, †another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way.” As another party goer describes it, “It was very, very flirty. When she is with someone she knows, she might appear to be flirtatious, but it’s just affection.â€
Now they are reports that, Brad and Angelina are officially over. But I don’t know if thats true. But I would like to have a lap dance with Angelina Jolie before I die, and not surrounded by her bus of kids. I would be upset if I was babysitting kids at home while my wife was lapdancing another guy. Brad must of been steaming taking care of kids that he did not create.
Angelina Jolie says she was “sexual” in kindergarten. Jolie, was interested in the opposite sex from a very early age and “made out” with boys at nursery.
She said in an interview with Britain’s OK! magazine: “I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. “Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!”
The brunette lost her virginity aged 14 to her first boyfriend, and has revealed she began cutting him with a knife after the sex “wasn’t enough”.
Angelina explained: “I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. “It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.”
