This might be the most PG post i’ll ever make on this site. Yeah thats right, its just
Ashlee Simpson standing there. I was gonna say she has nice legs but who really cares that much about legs? Fuck it.
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About once a year
Ashlee Simpson tries to look some what nice. That day happend to be yesterday. Check out the pics. What do you think?
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Ashlee Simpson has taken to her myspace page (oh pleez) to defend her newly really fat and unattractive sister. Ashlee
says:
I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.
Wait, is she implying Jessica is a size 2? NO no, that bitch is a size 6 now judging by those pictures.
Maybe even oh god no, a size 8. Either way, fat is fat and skinny is well skinny. Clearly the whole world is seeing the same thing I am. Except I am just brutal about it. Today its fatty day…
And of course a skinny bitch has to come to the rescue to save a fatty. Well listen up, why is it that a fat bitch is always friends with a skinny bitch? Because the skinny girl looks at the fat girl and says “thank god i don’t look like that monster, and the fat girl says “i know if i hangout with her, ill think i look prettier but i actually won’t ever look like that.”
God I am awful. Honesty at its finest.
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Ashlee Simpson is starting to show… Her breasts, that is! Yes, Ashlee Simpson’s baby bump is starting to show as well, but you probably don’t care about that. The soon-to-be MILF went out without a bra in a very low-cut dress and bam we got nipples and boobies! Video after the jump of her breasts bouncing around.
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Here are pictures of the wedding constructed by Joe Simpson, the creator of all beings on this earth. In Joe We Trust. The victims are Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. I gave them about a year then it will end in divorce after the reality show they film fail horribly, and create friction like Jess and Nick.
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