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Ashley Olson is kind of hot now

Dickism — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:35:55 +0000

Here are some pics from a new magazine spread showing Ashley Olson. It looks like she finally started eating again is starting to look like a decently hot chick. Now all be need is Mary-Kate to get back in form and have them do a sister/lesbo orgy.

Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Asked To Pose For Playboy

Dickism — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:15:29 +0000

Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Are those two ever together anymore? Don’t they hate each other, since the only roles they can do is together. I’m now thoroughly convinced that Hugh is the man. Star has the details:

After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy’s June issue to mark their 22nd birthday. “Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy,” an insider tells Star.

Yes, the Olsen twins really are every young man’s fantasy. You’ve truly got your finger on the pulse of today’s youth, Hugh Hefner. There’s nothing my generation wants to do more than open up an issue of Playboy and see the skinny Olsen Twins. Because we all loved Full House..

Ashley Olsen Shows That Shes Not Eating But Looking Hot

Dickism — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:33:04 +0000

Ashley Olsen was spotted looking relatively normal shopping in Brentwood with her bra hanging out and showing her stomach in FULL view. Remember that Got Milk ad, when it caused a big stir when people said they were too skinny. Well I think its hot and I don’t care what these mindless people think. You know who are the people that are complaining, the ones that are fat and sit on the couch and watch soap operas all day. Go join a gym.

Ashley Olsen Wants To Show You Her Underwear

Dickism — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:16:11 +0000

What the hell is Ashley Olsen is doing here. Seems to be shes trying to get a tan in Mexico, but you need to be semi-topless and laying IN the sun when you do this. Shes in her underwear and prancing around. You can see much but one can dream. And boy did I dream about the Olsen twins for awhile. Ever since that Got Milk ad made its way through.