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Ashley Dupre Wants Hooker Money From Joe Francis

Dickism — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:31:35 +0000

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. Eliot Spitzer’s whore, is suing Girls Gone Wild for 10 million reasons. Ashley had a fake ID saying she was 21 when Joe Francis found her and put her on tape. Since her recent notoriety from the Spitzer case, Joe has been making some decent scratch off of her name. Well, now, like most good hookers, Ashley wants her money, according to the internet:

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 too young to sign legally binding contracts and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” in Miami Beach. Dupre “did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs,” says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

When will people stop attacking Joe Francis. I mean the guy is a god among men. Except for the time he cried in jail, but you would cry too if Bubba came up to you wanting a meat sandwich. But thank god our favorite hero is out and making underage girls drink while he sleeps with them.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Naked On Girls Gone Wild

Dickism — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:12:09 +0000

According to our friends at TMZ. TMZ is the shit because they are like the celebrity police they get in your face and they are the raw deal. And I well just supply you this crap. Back to you Bob, before Ashley Dupre commanded a hefty pricetag, she flashed a fake license (among other things), jumped onto the Girls Gone Wild bandwagon, and tried her best to wash the skank off. I don’t know about you but I seen this chick naked already and shes NOT all that great. But she is a nineteen year old, so thats better then most peoples wives. So Ill shut up and watch. I seen way better at a Sorority House filled with 19 year olds.

UPDATE: To see the Full Uncensored video of Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild. I couldn’t put up the video or Joe Francis would kill me!!

Donald Trump Wants Ashley Dupre For Reality TV

Dickism — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:24:20 +0000

Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s business is booming as you can tell. But this time not in the backseat of her car. Donald Trump has made an offer to Ashley for her to appear on a new untitled reality show set to air on MTV, according to People:

Based on a British show called Ladette to Lady, the show will take a group of 15 hard-partying young women and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike. “She’s the perfect candidate,” the show insider says of Dupré, the 22-year-old at the center of the Gov. Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal. The show has not yet heard back from Dupré with any reaction to the offer.

Only in America can a hooker that caused the demise of a powerful political figure become a reality TV star. Get paid money to pose for the New York Post, make $200,000 on her Britney like songs online, and get offered a $1 million dollars to be on Girls Gone Wild until Joe found out he already had a video of her of them having sex underage of course.

Ashley Put The Dupe In Dupre

Dickism — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:31:46 +0000

Ashley Alexandra Dupre conned “Girls Gone Wild” back in 2003, claiming she was 21 and that her name was Amber Arpaio and we have it all on tape! You can clearly hear Ashley tell the Girls Gone Wild cameraman her name is Amber Arpaio and that she is over 18. Camera guy got a shot of her license (FAKE!!!) as proof.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre First Naked Escort Pictures

Dickism — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:05:42 +0000

You’ve probably heard of Ashley Alexandra Durpe by now, but in case you haven’t she’s the alleged $4000/hour hooker, aka Kristen, at the center of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal. She’s been a Girl Gone Wild, and posed nude for The New York Post, but so far she has yet to be seen naked. But thanks to her fans, we can now share with you what we believe are the first Ashley Alexandra Dupre nude pictures. Click here, here, here, here, here.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre First Boring Escort Pictures

Dickism — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:26:14 +0000

Us Magazine has new shots of the first escort pictures taken of Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Like I said yesterday, how the hell was she a high priced whore? She looks like Stifler’s Mom and all the pictures she has on her MySpace and online are all when she was skinny even in the Girls Gone Wild video she looks hot. But here, she looks like she needs to go on Jenny Craig or not eat.