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MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.

And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000

Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.

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Audrina Patridge Nude Topless Skinny Dipping on The Hills

I don’t watch The Hills because it sucks ass, but I just might have to start, because last night’s episode had Audrina Patridge nude topless skinny dipping! I know I know you get see her fake breasts moving around all over the place. But these whores nowadays need attention. And Audrina doesn’t seem to get enough. Video after the jump (more…)

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Audrina Patridge Hangs Out At The MGM Grand

Being Audrina Patridge probably doesn’t suck. At least, not when she’s getting paid to hang out in her bikini at the MGM Grande in Las Vegas. Of course, she is surrounded by skanks and douchebags, but that seems to be her element, so I’m sure she’s doing just fine.

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Audrina Patridge Is Getting Annoying

Here’s Audrina Patridge in Vegas at a pool party. You know, it seems as if the only way for her to get any attention is to put on a bikini. And to be honest that’s the right way to go about it. But this is like the 20 set of the same shit, her in a bikini and us looking at them. Getting kinda lame. She was cool when nude pictures showed up on the net, then for a little while longer. Now that I tittie-fucked her so hard in my head time to move on to my next biotch of the day.

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Audrina Patridge Likes Only Fat Guys

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Obviously Audrina Patridge will do just about anything for a little publicity, here she is with her midget man friend doing a short skit for some show that I’ve never heard of called ‘Chelsea Lately’ on E! At least she’s wearing a tiny bikini. Considering she’s got such little acting ability I guess there’s no such thing as a part too small.

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Audrina Patridge Is Here For The Gangbang

I dunno about you but Audrina Patridge looks like shes in the middle of a gangbang. Or maybe she just walked right into one with her bikini. We have Audrina in her pink bikini, on what looks like a rooftop pool in downtown LA. I think it’s that hotel pool that’s in all those movies and TV shows. Where super cool loser people hangout at, and we are stop at the nearest Motel 6 cracked out place.

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