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Avril Lavigne is now a Chunky Skater Girl

Dickism — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:15:23 +0000

Whenever I see those faggot punk skater chicks they are always really really skinny or wayyyy over weight. Well Avril Lavigne is now in the middle and it’s pissing me off. hey Avril, get the fuck out of the ocean and go eat or puke, choose one.

Avril Lavigne Flirts With A Gay Guy

Dickism — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:17:54 +0000

Avril Lavigne: I swear this is like the only I am ever went out so far. Usually Derrick has me chained to the bed. Can I give you a free hummer in the bathroom, maybe that might make you go straight! Gay Guy: Nah I seen you in action and your kind of depressing.

Avril Lavigne Proves Shes Dumb And Topless

Dickism — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:00:09 +0000

Avril Lavigne is probably the hottest dumbest singer in the world. In related news, she’s a topless moron. If you told her to have sex with Eliot Spitzer she probably do it because she was told to. MSN reports:

Fans at Avril Lavigne’s Canadian homecoming were left stunned after the singer displayed an embarrassing lack of geographical knowledge. Lavigne, 23, shocked concert goers at her Montreal show by incorrectly stating what province she was in. “I love you Montreal, I’m so happy to be back home…in Ontario, Canada,” Lavigne said to the crowd. Montreal is actually a city in Quebec.”

I have always thought Avril Lavigne is pretty hot, but the bitch lacks any brains. She dropped out of high school to be a rockstar. They told her what to wear and how to dress, and of course what to say. So she listen like any troll walking in her spot. So you got a zombie mass murderer that looks like Marilyn Manson, but a hotter version. Too bad when she gives interviews she makes NO sense and never really answers her questions.

Avril Lavigne Is On Pop Fiction

Dickism — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:31:25 +0000

Last night was the premiere of that “Pop Fiction” show on E!, where celebrities work with the producers from “Punk’d” to pull pranks on the media. And it was every bit as exciting as that made it sound. Idiot celebrities thinking they’re clever and way way more interesting than they really are. Avril Lavigne put on some kind of prosthetic to make it look like she was vaguely pregnant. Except it didn’t. And then she went on and on about how this was gonna stop the presses and seemed to think people were gonna remember this moment for the rest of their lives.

Avril Lavigne Shows Her Boobies In A Bra

Dickism — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:15:24 +0000

Avril Lavigne acts like some hardass and lectures everyone else in music and yet her own music is the most empty headed pop nothing imaginable. The Wiggles are like devil music compared to her sugary nonsense. Even dudes at pride week would call her record “faggity” and tell her to butch it up a little. But she does have a hot body and surprisingly big boobs, and as it turns out, girls with big boobs are really interesting and have well thought out opinions.

Avril Lavigne Goes Naked Topless For Blender

Dickism — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:12:23 +0000

Avril Lavigne topless in Blender magazine are the hottest pictures ever taken by Avril. I mean she is covered up with a leather jacket. But this is the close of a nipple slip your going to get with her. I mean shes prancing around topless in a leather jacket. That is not gonna happen everyday. But she has been doing more sexy photo shoots lately. Maybe a near naked one in the future. Only one can hope.