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Katy Perry Says Hell No To Benji Madden

Dickism — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:51:07 +0000

Katy Perry took to her blog yesterday to set the record straight about her alleged hook-up with Benji Madden:

oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine.

I dunno if my name was associated with Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds, I be like fuck that. And herpes is included on that one. But even so, Benji is white trash, and so is Katy with big breasts. So maybe it may work out after all, be a one big white trash wedding with be bigger breasts.

Paris Hilton Promotes Can Can In A Box

Dickism — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:45:45 +0000

Welcome to the ultimate branding world of Paris Hilton where she will sell her pussy to the devil for you to buy her next piece of shit idea that she stole from the IKEA catalog to present to your yet-to-be born daughter who’s not even a thought yet. Not only is her perfume is a crap but that hat on her head needs to go!

Paris Hilton Likes To Dress Like A Slut

Dickism — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:02:49 +0000

Paris Hilton black leather dress, and thigh high boots at Club Villa in Los Angeles. Looking mighty skanky..I mean if you have two girls infront of you. One of them is hot as hell and innocent, and you got the other one, who is hot as hell and downright skanky. Who you gonna hook up with….the skanky one..I like the skanks, why because you know they are gonna put out and secondly you know shes gonna know how to ride it..With the innocent ones, sometimes you gotta wait a whole month before getting a kiss. To me I rather sit at home and makeout with my Playstation while watching Jenna Jameson on YouTube…So what was I saying about Paris Hilton..Whatever…lol..

Paris Hilton And Benji Madden Run Over The Paparazzi

Dickism — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:47:03 +0000

Police were involved after Benji Madden rolled over the foot of a paparazzi while pulling away from a club in his SUV. In the video you can see Madden approach one half mile per hour and then there’s a cowardly yelping sound. TMZ police says, “the treadmarked photog is currently dealing with the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department over the incident”. These paparazzi really are like the mob, they stand infront of a moving plane if it could get them some attention.

UPDATE: Guess what I found pictures of them shopping together. Holy shit..I know you never seen Paris shopping with an ugly ogre before, but here is your chance.

Paris Hilton Herpes Brain Is Working Up Ideas

Dickism — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:10:32 +0000

Page In My Ass says today that Paris Hilton thinks she and ex-BFF Nicole Richie should get married to their boyfriends, Benji and Joel Madden, in a lavish double ceremony, despite the fact that only half the people in this story are engaged. Why? True love of course. Wait, no. Money. I meant to say money, money, money. Then she will divorce him and move onto her next tool of use.

Hilton said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.”

I hope they do have a big double wedding. That’s when I’ll use my telepathy to slam the doors shut and kill everyone in sight like that episode of Family Guy. Hahahha!

Paris Hilton Falls Busts Face By The Paparazzi

Dickism — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:47:14 +0000

Paris Hilton and her super cool boyfriend Benji “I buy my clothes at Hot Topic” Madden the dog were in Berlin this weekend, and Paris reportedly ate the ground while running away from the paparazzi. There’s no video of it but the pictures are above and below. It’s as close as we get to seeing it damn it. The paparazzi need to step it up its hilarious watching Paris fall down helplessly. And why is that you might asked. Well she is a joke. This is why they’re there. Embarrassing shit like this. Knock that bitch down and stick a dick up her ass. Make her cry all over again like here.