Does Starbucks not allow their customers to wear bras or something? Every time we get pictures of Britney Spears grabbing a coffee she’s always braless with her nipples harder than a rock.

If coffee makes her nips so hard, I wonder what would happen if she went to a Dairy Queen.

Britney Spears must be tired of looking like a beaten up trailer trash whore because here she is all prettied up in a couple of pics for an upcoming Candies campaign.

It’s nice to know she can still look halfway decent when she wants too.

If pictures truly do tell stories then Britney Spears must be poorer than anyone could have possibly known. Here she is peaking out of a trailer while dressed like a two dollar hooker. While looking out she appears to be looking for someone – probably her 2pm blowjob appointment – and sure enough just seconds later we catch a glimpse of two different guys following her into the trailer.

Apparently she keeps pretty busy doing this too. I called her agent to schedule a blow job, but he told me she was booked through May.

I wonder if Britney Spears’ breasts know how lucky they are. Most chicks try to suffocate their titties with tight bras, but not Britney. In fact, she probably only wears a bra once or twice a year. Here she is leaving Starbucks in a yellow turtleneck…again, without a bra…again, while her rock hard nipples try poke through for the cameras…again.

Holy Mary, Mother Of God! Hell must have froze over because here we have some recent pictures of Britney Spears IN A BRA! Wow!!! I am fucking AMAZED! I never thought we would ever see her in a bra ever again for as long as we all shall live!

I realize I may be a little too excited, BUT WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Okay, I may have edited in the “ISM” part of the shirt, but I think it’s pretty obvious that Britney Spears was trying to show her support for all the great work we do here at Dickism.

Thanks for the support Brit! It’s a lot of hard work, but somebody has to do it.