TMZ police has learned Britney Spears is heading to Louisiana for her sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Given Britney’s track record about showing up places like court appearances, concerts, parties, and even to pick up her kids..The bitch forgets to pick up anyone let alone show up anywhere unless someone else is flying her there…Didn’t she skip out on JLS recent birthday party…Yea were was she when that shit was going down…lol..not there..
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WARNING: if you had any kind of lunch or food in
your stomach please refrain from clicking the picture. I remember when she looked hot above and everyone wanted to nail her. Now not so much. Shes looks like Shreks sister. Dear God!
Click here to start vomitting! LOL.
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Britney Spears is not needed on the CBS sitcom she just cameo’d on at least according to Doogie Howser.
Neil Patrick Harris doesn’t want Spears back on “How I Met Your Mother” nothing personal, he just doesn’t think they need recovering psychos on the show for cheap ratings’ boosts. “I’m in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed,” says Harris.
You know its pretty bad when Doogie says don’t come back to our show you suck ass! Not to mention Doogie was a has been until he starred in White Castle, and then he got his mojo back. If he didn’t he still be back at Wendy’s serving you fries with that Biggie size frosty. Besides what would NPH do? LOL.
UPDATE: What WOULD NPH do? Harold And Kumar 2, go to White Castle with NPH. Yes I like saying NPH..
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Laughing at the expense of others is an unalienable right, so here are a few Britney Spears stories that got lost during the celebration of Kristin Davis Sex Tape Day. First, Britney has been ordered to pay Kevin Federline’s legal fees, which have already reached a whopping $375,000.
Kaplan [K-Fed's lawyer] was asking for a cool half mil over a four month period in the custody fight. Commish Scott Gordon had initially ordered Brit to pay K-Fed “reasonable” attorney’s fees. Brit’s lawyer said the fees were outrageous and the judge knocked it down some, but Kaplan now is deep in the green.”
Immediately following the ruling, conservators (her dad and his lawyer) petitioned the judge to allow them to start selling some of Britney’s many vehicles, fueling speculation that Britney’s net worth is way less than advertised.
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She will probably never top the pictures she took while getting out of the car with Paris Hilton, but last night Britney Spears made it clear she still hates underwear as much as ever and plans to never wear it again. If she was eighteen again and hot maybe we wouldn’t mind, but we seen her puss already and we hate it. Boycott her vag!!
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Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance early Thursday and escorted to a hospital by more than a dozen police officers.
A Los Angeles police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said the 26-year-old pop star was being taken to “get help” but did not give the ambulance’s destination. The Los Angeles Times, citing unidentified authorities, said Spears was taken to UCLA Medical Center to be placed on a “mental evaluation hold.”
Spears’ police escort included motorcycles, two cruisers, and two helicopters.
Remember when she was hot lol yea right!
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