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Brooke Hogan Gets Rejected Everywhere

Friday April 25 2008

Brooke Hogan got screwed by pretty much every college she wanted to go to but it isn’t because she’s an stupid and looks like a man, oddly enough. Brooke’s been looking for a school where she can shoot her VH1 reality show, and she tried to get Florida State University, Central Florida, and South Florida to let her play prospective college student. They rejected her outright, reports the Palm Beach Post, because all the cameras and crew would be too distracting. Never mind that she probably couldn’t get into those schools anyway.

But Florida Atlantic University took the drag queen looking blonde, allowing her to shoot all over campus. She apparently met the student body president which does threesomes on the weekends, talked to frat boys and sorority girls, and cruised campus on rented golf carts, what is she Van Wilder. No word on whether Brooke can actually get in the school wouldn’t comment. They will take the publicity but let her in, well thats another story.

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Hulk Hogan Wants To Bang Brooke Hogan Wannabe

Saturday March 29 2008

Hulk Hogan was spotted last night in Hollywood with a young man-chinned woman with implants. Naturally, everyone thought it was Brooke because shes just as ugly if you look her in a certain spot. But it was the Hulkster’s date, Jennifer McDaniel. Yikes! It’s an honest mistake really. I mean, If it looks like a duck and has fake tits like a duck, it’s probably a duck that looks like your daughter and you should watch the porno Taboo. Video after the jump.

Christiane Plante Has Affair With Hulk Hogan

Friday February 29 2008

Christiane Plante, a friend of Brooke Hogan, had an affair with her father, Hulk Hogan. News of the affair is running rampant across the blogosphere, with numerous sites reporting that that the affair occurred last year while Hulk and his wife Linda were still living under the same roof. This is what prompted Linda to file for divorce.

The 33-year-old Plante had helped Brooke Hogan with her 2006 album and has recently admitted to The National Enquirer about the affair with 54-year-old Hogan:

“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.”

I have new respect for the Hulkster. It’s one thing taking a flying elbow from the top turnbuckle from Macho Man Randy Savage. It’s another thing entirely cheating on that thing he was married to. Guy must have some balls of steel. I heard a guy once cheated on her back in high school. Linda was so mad she crumpled him up in a car. They had to invent the jaws of life to get him out. Dude still pees sitting down to this day.

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