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Lindsay Lohan Thinks Her Sex Tape Is Real

Dickism — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:22:31 +0000

Almost everyone seems to think that the sex tape which made headlines last week because it reportedly showed Lindsay Lohan giving head to Calum Best was fake. It turned out to be some some random girl going down on some random guy, probably me. She just looked like Lindsay from the right angle. And by that I mean with the back of her head bobbing up and down. All this is apparently news to Lindsay Lohan, who, according to the Sun, went insane when news of the tape broke.

Pals say that Lindsay made a series of abusive phone calls to George Best’s lothario son after a porn-style photo, said to be of the two of them, was posted on the Internet.
The blurry clip is thought to have been filmed on Calum’s phone when they were an item last year and then forwarded on to one of his friends.
A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.
“I should never have f***ing trusted you.”
Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.
The Mean Girl continued: “It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?”

The good news for Lindsay is that no one thinks it’s her. The even better news is that, even if it is, you can’t see anything anyway, so no one is gonna watch it even if it is Lindsay. Well its obvious that sex tape isn’t real, but there IS one that exist of Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape With Calum Best

Dickism — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:54:36 +0000

If you’re wondering what that blurry, low-res, image is up there, it very well may be a frame from an alleged new sex tape. A Lindsay Lohan sex tape. At least that’s the rumor. And if you squint real hard, turn your head to the side, and have had a few drinks, then it sure does look like it could be Lindsay Lohan giving a blowjob. As far as conclusive proof goes, this isn’t much.

Anyway, this is supposedly a frame from a Lindsay Lohan sex tape, taken on the cell phone of her former boyfriend, Calum Best. Or that’s what Jennpink from the GossipRocks forum is saying. And I quote:

ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..until now.

apparently calum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends… which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.

Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”.

Right. Sounds kinda fishy, don’t it? Well, that’s what everyone said about the Kristin Davis sex tape, so I’m going to chalk this up to a case of vivid imagination, and trend that’s too fun to ignore. Personally, I think it looks like Lindsay, but that could be wishful thinking.

UPDATE: Victor over at The Blemish just informed me this is not Lindsay Lohan. Apparently this is a shot from a pre-existing porno that is sans the fiery nether region. Video here, way NSFW. Thanks for the heads-up, Victor, and proving my theory that it is, indeed, Bigfoot in that photo.

Calum Best Caught Having Sex With Strippers

Dickism — Wed, 30 May 2007 15:09:30 +0000

Calum Best is exposed today as a pathetic cocaine addict who gets his kicks from depraved orgies. In public, Calum loves to lap up the glamour at celebrity parties with Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan on his arm.

He made a beeline for $1,000-a-night hooker Casey James, 23, who works for an escort agency. She was with a Brazilian pal also a call girl. Calum who had slept with Casey before was invited back to Kensingtonâ€™s Rockwell Hotel just after 3.30am where he helped himself to wine. Then he dropped his pants as the girls who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table simultaneously pleasured him.

Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both. After nearly three hours the girls asked a complaining Calum to leave only for him to demand they should â€œlearn some mannersâ€.

Having sex with strippers is always fun, but when they kick you out of the room, then you know your being an asshole. All there job is to do is, have sex. How hard is that? So it seems Calum got some serious issues. I mean just keep banging Lindsay, shes the closes to a stripper he will get. And why pay for one when your going out with her. Idiot!

Lindsay Lohan Shows Her Nipples

Dickism — Mon, 14 May 2007 05:30:32 +0000

The day we all been waiting for. Lindsay Lohan showing her breasts or nipples in some way shape of form. Well she was in Miami I believe and her new fuckmate, Calum Best, and Lindsay Lohan’s nipple slipped out of her bikini top, probably after her lines of coke on the beach. Of course it’s not like this event was completely unpredictable, I mean she walks around naked according to her friends.