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Jessica Alba Breasts Are Getting Fatter

Saturday May 24 2008

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren at some stupid awards show. As you can see Jessica Alba’s breasts are getting bigger and bigger. Kinda like Christina Aguilera breasts going into double E mode. Well here is a little glimpse of what heaven looks like. Cant wait till shes back in shape and able to show off her perfect ass. Hopefully shes dumps Cash sinces hes worth less then the toilet paper in aisle 5 in the supermarket.

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Jessica Alba Cash Warren Marriage Of Herpes

Wednesday May 21 2008

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got secretly married on Sunday in a Beverly Hills courthouse, WTF. They arrived at the courthouse around 11:30 am, applied for the paperwork, then were married about 40 minutes later in a ceremony performed by a member of the courthouse staff. No family, friends or even Osama were present. Not even black Jesus was there to prove it. I know I know. I was upset too. People magazine says were all doomed…

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail. She looked happy but nervous,” the source says. Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.

Wait a minute, your telling me they walked in and walked out and no one noticed anything. I mean I cant believe not even Heidi Montag was there. I mean you talk about being low key. Shit. Normally if your that famous you have to pay everyone in the courthouse from the minute you walk in to the minute you leave so people will be hush about it. I just hope they break up that way too so my friend Tim can get sloppy sexconds with Ms. Alba.

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