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Chris Brown is pissed

Dickism — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:18:06 +0000

Poor little Chris Brown is mad that Oprah is taking Rihanna’s side and dedicating a show to her. Here is what Chris said:

Oprah Winfrey is firing back at the comments Chris Brown made about her in the new People Magazine. Here’s the background: People had asked Brown about the fact that Oprah did “a show on abuse, inspired by Rihanna.” Chris replied:

“I commend Oprah on being like, ‘This is a problem,’ but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, ‘Okay, I’m going to help both of these people out.’”

We called Oprah to see how she felt about Brown’s statement, and her rep sent us the following response:

“Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs.”

Watch out Oprah Chris is gonna beat you next!!!

BET Shits on Chris Brown

Dickism — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:19:42 +0000

Chris Brown was going to perform at the BET awards last night but Jay Z and the AMAZING Al Sharpton pulled some strings to get him kicked off the show. They thought it would look bad because he beats up chicks. I don’t see the problem…

Rihanna Wants To Forget Everything

Dickism — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:04:08 +0000

Remember when Rihanna and Chris Brown took a ride down memory lane, and he beat the shit out of her while driving. Well guess what, she wants to forget about it all and act like nothing happened. Anyway, People.com says:

“She’s out and about now,” the source tells People. “She’s not hiding at this point. She’s trying to get her life back in order.” Adds the source, “She’s trying to figure it all out. It’s going to be hard.” (She had dinner at) the Spotted Pig on Friday night. Accompanied by Brandy, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Rihanna “looked happy,” according to a source.

All I have to say is whos ready for round TWO!

Rihanna Takes A Step On To NYC

Dickism — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:50:07 +0000

Here’s Rihanna stepping out in New York City last night without Chris Brown adding to rumors that the two aren’t exactly reconciled. She was going to Da Silvano restaurant. While it’s kind of big deal seeing Rihanna in public since the Feb. 8 attack. I don’t think she should be with that douchebag again, but look shes wearing fur, where is PETA to throw the red paint!

This Story Keeps Getting Better

Dickism — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:53:28 +0000

Here’s the latest and the greatest, in the Chris Brown and Rihanna fight. You ready to hear this shit. Turns out the woman who sent Chris Brown a three-page booty call text the night before the Grammys was his 40-year-old manager Tina Davis. Booyah! The two allegedly had a relationship when Chris was 16, she likes to rob the cradle according to TMZ:

Law enforcement tells us the text message to Brown talked about hooking up later — and it totally pissed off Rihanna. She slapped and hit him and he then brutally fired back.
The detective’s affidavit refers to the text message as being “from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.”

Ok, so Rihanna takes Chris Brown back and doesn’t even make him fire his manager. WTF. Now I am really fucking confused. He beats the shit out of Rihanna, and still has the same girl hes messing with on the side. Chris Brown just became a god for two seconds. Minus the beating the shit out of someone, and his mistress being butt ugly of course. Tina Davis ain’t nothing to look at either.

Chris Brown: I Dont Want No Jail Time

Dickism — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:56:01 +0000

Sources tell TMZ Chris Brown would cop a plea, but only to a misdemeanor and with no jail time.

IF they don’t give him any jail time I would make a Chris Brown banned website. I would make my own community, and hire people to throw milkshakes at him while hes walking down the street like in The Weather Man and fuck his shit up. Amazing someone throwing a really thick milkshake at your head, it can do more damage then you think. I hate that shitfuck, even more then Perez, cuz hes useless too.