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Christina Aguilera Cleavage Makes Us Happy

Thursday May 15 2008

Here’s Christina Aguilera out and about showing off her milky breasts. She seriously needs to go topless this is a prime season for her, because those things are gonna start shrinking after a month. Time to go to Maxim now or even New York Times Magazine and go topless. Everyone else is doing it. Christina should be next in line. Anyone care to vote?

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Christina Aguilera Gets Trashed For The Night

Thursday May 1 2008

Christina Aguilera and monkey boy Jordan Bratman left the super baby at home and got trashed last night at Crown Bar in West Hollywood. She could barely walk as she left and had to get help from her husband and her security people. The pictures of her going in, was by herself walking. And her coming out well thats another story…Too bad her breasts didn’t fall out..

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Christina Aguilera Gargoyle Baby Pictures

Saturday April 26 2008

Christina Aguilera got paid by People to take pictures of her newborn monster she just gave birth too. I guess the gargoyle name is Max Liron Bratman. It means big penis in Hebrew or something. I honestly hate kids. They are not cute and usually smell of sour milk and urine combination. Maybe when you have YOUR own kids its different but the way I see it. Most kids are spoiled and untrained for the future sex tapes they will be filming. Yes I am sick, no I mentally challenged get it right. lol

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Rachel Aguilera Is The New Christina Aguilera

Thursday April 10 2008

Here is Rachel Aguilera sister to guess who? Christina Aguilera. Move over Miley Cyrus you might have some competition with this one. Question is whether she will be a skank like her sister and have threesomes with midgets. One can only dream.

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News Flash: Christina Aguilera Breasts Are Shrinking

Wednesday April 9 2008

Christina Aguilera, so busty since giving birth to first baby Max three months ago, appears to be losing her pregnancy boobs. Christina has been quick to shed the pounds after giving birth.

Judging by these pics, there is a clear contrast between her present bust-size, right, to the glory days of January. Apparently, she has been doing a spot of boxing as well as lifting weights in a bid to get into shape for her chart comeback. She’s also been doing a lot of swimming.

Christina already had huge knockers. So her being preggo just made them bigger. She should of took pictures naked while they were getting big and someone should of leaked them online. Then that would of been a sight to see. Hopefully we get to see her all out topless nipples and all.

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