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Joaquin Phoenix Shows Up For Dave

Dickism — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:15:00 +0000

Joaquin Phoenix was on David Letterman last night and he looked as homeless as the guy next to you. Someone needs to smack some shit in his brain. Even Dave didn’t even know what to say to him. You get lucky and make a billion a movie, and your gonna give that up, when other people will shoot you over the kinda sneakers you wear. He’s an idiot.

David Letterman Gives It To Anne Hathaway

Dickism — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:59:47 +0000

Anne Hathaway was on David Letterman last night, and of course Dave is like a pit bull with a biting problem and he’s not just gonna ask what her favorite color is, so the conversation quickly turned to the arrest of her ex-boyfriend for fraud. And it was so awkward and uncomfortable.

Heidi Montag: Yes Letterman There Is A Sextape

Dickism — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:17:09 +0000

Heidi Montag stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman the other night where she expanded on the revived rumors about Lauren Conrad’s sex tape. While looking like a whore as much as possible, Heidi talked about the Hills, and then moved right into Lauren Conrads sextape, in case you haven’t heard about it 30 times this week, according to Us Magazine:

“I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year,” Montag said on the Late Show With David Letterman Wednesday. “I was like, ‘You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this.’”
When Conrad’s ex Jason Wahler threatened to release it, Montag claimed, “she was like, ‘I don’t know what to do…’ I was like, ‘Well, let’s get it back.’
“Next thing I know,” Montag continued, “it’s blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape… I didn’t film it, I didn’t do it, I’m not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?”

Ok so it seems like thats all shes doing. Going around and telling everyone about this sextape. And then saying “Oh no it wasnt me spreading the rumors, I don’t know why this happening!” Retard, shes the one talking all the smack. Time for Spencer to give her a good smack…right on her ass!