Monday June 2 2008

Last night on the Denise Richards reality show, which is a fucking joke, Denise ended shit by calling People magazine reporter Lycia Naff a “cunt”. I know hold the cellphone right…And quite frankly Naff deserved it because she sat there smirking like an ass and blowing her off while Richards was trying to explain something. But there is a little something off here, Lycia Naff is actually was the hooker with three boobs in “Total Recall”. Remember her! Well I think we all do…Shiitt..Suckers..

• Denise Richards Poses For Bikini Pictures
• Denise Richards Back In Wild Things 2
• Richie Sambora Gets DUI No Denise Richards

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Saturday April 26 2008

Denise Richards sunbathing in her bikini at the Maui shoot of her TV show. So in the past week there has been three different sets of bikini pictures of Denise. At first she looked kinda bad, but now the last set proves shes getting hotter as more sets keep coming out.

• Denise Richards Back In Wild Things 2
• Denise Richards Goes Medieval On Someone
• Richie Sambora Gets DUI No Denise Richards

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Friday April 25 2008

Well not Wild Things 2, but it feels and looks like the same body…Denise Richards in Maui doing her best to get attention for her future reality show that no one cares about. Anyway, I think she looks alright considering she had some kids but she shouldn’t parade herself in a bikini if she’s not going to show off her mom booty. There were pictures of her yesterday I didn’t feel compelled to put up. But these made me move my mouse here and there. Besides Wild Thing is the best movie ever besides Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

• Denise Richards Goes Medieval On Someone
• Denise Richards Poses For Bikini Pictures
• Richie Sambora Gets DUI No Denise Richards

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Wednesday March 26 2008

Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi fame, and bangs Denise Richards (my idol for that score) was picked up last night for DUI by Laguna Beach police, according to tPc:

Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.
At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells tPc there’s no indication of drugs.

Richie also had a female passenger car who police immediately clarified wasn’t a celebrity. Ha! Loser. Can’t even get a famous chick to ride shotgun while you’re tanked. And to think I respected you. *rips down Bon Jovi poster* Wait, I don’t like Bon Jovi.

UPDATE: So it turns out Richie Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter was in the car at the time of the arrest, according to tPc. What a fucking idiot. Heather Locklear’s lawyers are going to have a field day with this shit. Driving drunk with a kid in a car, Christ. I didn’t know they gave out Father of the Year Awards for “Most Retarded.”

• Heather Locklear Knows How To Give It
• Denise Richards Goes Medieval On Someone
• Denise Richards Poses For Bikini Pictures
• Denise Richards Back In Wild Things 2

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