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The Harry Potter star Robert Knox, 18, was stabbed to death outside a London pub as he desperately tried to protect his little brother. Rob Knox, who plays student Marcus Belby in Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince, due out in November, was killed on Saturday in a scuffle in the southeastern suburb of Sidcup. In other news if you wanna see Daniel Radcliffe naked click here. hahha.

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Emma Watson Shows Us Her Pussy

Emma Watson I guess went out this weekend. And while I was losing all my hard work I did the week before. She got into a car and the paps where able to get an up skirt shoot of the barely legal teen. This might as close to her pussy we will ever see. Or we might get lucky and see more of her underwear only one can hope.

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Emma Watson Is In….Scarlett Johansson Is Out

Scarlett Johansson is only 5 years older than Emma Watson (they’re 18 and 23, respectively), but Scarlett looks way way older. Scarlett has aged like my grandmother, she’s lived 10 lifetimes in just a few years. The point to all this being is that Scarlett was dumped from a movie because she looked too old, and replaced by Hermione Granger. Sleuters says…

“Harry Potter” heroine Emma Watson is attached to star in the period romance “Napoleon and Betsy,” replacing Scarlett Johansson who was deemed too old for the role.
Watson, 18, will play Betsy Balcombe, a young, impetuous noblewoman trapped on the isolated British island of St. Helena who falls in love with Napoleon, who has been exiled there.

If I were Scarlett, I wouldn’t put up with this crap, but then I’m a adventurous manwhore who lives for a good fight. I have my denim jean jacket and rolled up cigarettes in my shoulder. I invented cool. Beware.

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Emma Watson Is Legal Everyone Waits In Line

Harry Potter slut, Emma Watson, turned 18 on Tuesday, and unlike your 18th birthday, she just got access to the money she made as a child actor. How much, do you ask? Hold on to your fucking hat. New York Daily News says:

For most teens, turning the big 18 and becoming a legal adult comes with a few small perks including voting rights. For Emma Watson, Hermione in the Harry Potter films, turning 18 grants her access to the $20 million she’s amassed making the wildly popular film series….Watson has sat through a series of lessons in money management given by Coutts bank…She’s reportedly learned about basic economics, investing, and philanthropy.”

Hmm, a famous 18 year old actress with access to $20 million? I don’t know how much stock you guys generally buy, but cocaine and Prada seem like they would be worth a look right now.

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Emma Watson Turns Seventeen And We Love It

Emma Watson turned 17 on tax day! I am waiting for her to go to 18, then we can see her pose sexy and hopefully naked. Or if shes dumb enough, she might have a sex tape already. You know all these young girls now are getting freaky and crazy. I know its sick but its the truth. I overheard one thirteen year old say she gave a blow job the other day to her friend while I was at the mall. Sex and the internet has never been a greater combination. My friend Tim agrees.

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Emma Watson Finally Gonna Have Sex With Harry Potter

Harry Potter fans can rest easy: Despite a rumor that Emma Watson was close to quitting the film series, Warner Bros. confirmed on Friday that all is well at Hogwarts.

The trouble had started brewing at the beginning of this week, when papers reported that Watson, 16, had grown tired of playing Hermione Granger, despite being offered more than $8 million to star in the series’ final two films.

Oh well shit gets old. She is getting to look hotter and hotter as time goes on. Another Olsen twin in her prime. Now she gets to stay around and stick it to Harry or make like Harry bends her over and stick it to her. With his horse that hes making love with on his new play. Animal porn could be fun. NOT.

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