Dickism » George Carlin http://www.dickism.com Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:00:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Bernie Mac Dies And I Hate My Life Alittle More http://www.dickism.com/2008/08/10/bernie-mac-dies-and-i-hate-my-life-alittle-more/ http://www.dickism.com/2008/08/10/bernie-mac-dies-and-i-hate-my-life-alittle-more/#comments Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:24:40 +0000 Dickism http://www.dickism.com/?p=1409
Bernie Mac Dies And I Hate My Life Alittle More


Bernie Mac has died of pneumonia at age 50. Like what the fuck man. Homeboy was just here chillin and now hes gone. Because of some crazy cold. Whatever, first we lose George Carlin was is secretly my father and now the Mac man. Oh man shit is coming to an end. Who’s next to go Dane Cook for banging a 16 year old named Miley Cyrus, and he gets a heart attack while orgasming.
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George Carlin Is Fucking Dead


Geoge Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain. A few hours later he was dead at the age of 71. His last concert was this past weekend, at the Orleans casino in Las Vegas.

71 seems young to die. Although I guess it makes sense in this case because Carlin famously and unapologetically did tons of drugs and abused his body 465 ways. 71 years in Carlin years would be like 249 in normal years, so when you put it in context he had a pretty good run. The lesson here? Everyone should do tons of drugs. I’m gonna go get some right now Liz will you join me lol!
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