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Amanda Peet Wants Gisele Bündchen’s Boobs???

Dickism — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:10:01 +0000

Maybe I’m just interpreting this wrong, but it sounds to me like Amanda Peet wants to strap on a dildo, kidnap Gisele Bundchen and rape the shit out of her.

“I want boobs, a gentle six-pack and a perky butt,” Peet, 37, told Self magazine. “If I could choose an ideal body, I’d take Gisele Bündchen’s,” says Peet. “I challenge anyone to say she wouldn’t want Gisele’s body, deep down.”

Well, I can’t say she’s wrong. I do wanna stick my cock deep down into Gisele’s body…

Gisele Bundchen Full Body Paint

Dickism — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:40:50 +0000

Here is Gisele Bundchen posing for Photo Magazine completely nude except for the fact that she has her whole body painted. I wish they would of never come up with the body paint thing. It was hot at first but now it’s less revealing then three layers of pants and a sweat shirt.

Gisele Bundchen Makes Bank

Dickism — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:29:27 +0000

Forbes.com is reporting that Gisele Bundchen made $25 million over the last year. This sex ball is making more then her man Tom Brady. What the fuck!

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures

Dickism — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:34:14 +0000

Heres Gisele Bundchen posing for a new photo shoot. Tom Brady fucks this whore daily… I am so pissed!

Gisele Bundchen in Another Sexy Photo Shoot

Dickism — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:04:07 +0000

I came across some new pictures of Gisele Bundchen. These pictures were taken for a Japanese magazine. I think Gisele always looks awesome even when those gooks dress her up and weird clothes.

Gisele And Tom Got Married

Dickism — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:33:58 +0000

Egghead Gisele Bundchen and Jockboy Tom Brady quietly wed at St. Monica Church in Santa Monica Thursday, according to Us:

The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony…I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.”)

Oh, awesome. The child whose pregnant mother Tom Brady bailed on to bang Gisele was there. That is the biggest dick move anyone could do. Look honey, this is who I left you for, to remind you again how much of a dick I can really be. Oh you love me.