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Izabel Goulart Is An Attention Whore

Sunday May 4 2008

Izabel Goulart, one of hottest Victoria Secret Angels, appears to love showing off her stripper skills. I guess she wanted to put it up a notch for Marissa Miller and Gisele..She had a meet and greet at the Armani Exchange in the SoHo store. From what I hear no one was paying attention to her so she got up and started almost stripping. Then people came over and asked her…So who are you again?

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Gisele Bundchen: Buy $230 Ipanema Sandals…Please

Wednesday April 30 2008

She has her own line of sandals with footwear company Grendene called Ipanema Gisele Bundchen. Forbes puts her 53rd on their list of the most powerful celebrities of 2007 due to the success of her shoe line. Custom Ipanema flip-flops sell for as much as $230 a pair.

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Gisele Bundchen In DT Magazine Topless

Wednesday April 23 2008

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen does what she does best for the cover of Spain’s ‘DT’ magazine. Tom Brady is one lucky man! Leo might be kicking himself in the ass, but at least he was hitting this ass for awhile. Not a bad thing to come home too. If you really wanna see her ass, here you go!

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Gisele Bundchen Gives This Guy The Best Job Ever

Wednesday April 2 2008

Gisele Bundchen striking a pose during her latest modeling venture. Gives this guy the best job in the world. Gisele got her perfect rear into gear during a Mario Testino or testicle photo-shoot in Malibu this week. Fresh from a trip to Ibiza with Vogue, Gisele sizzled in bizarre thong-style micro-shorts. A delighted masturbater told The Sun:

“It’s normally Gisele’s boobs and legs which grab the limelight but there was no mistaking her fine bottom. I think all of the staff were a tad jealous when a bearded man had to apply oil to her bum cheeks.”

I dont know about YOU, but man I want to be that guy that rubs oil all over her ass to make it shine. Imagine A. how hard that must be, and B. how much he gets paid for touching the hottest girl ass in the world. Remember Leo used to hit that, so you could be next. That guy rules! Here are pictures of Gisele from a previous photoshoot.

UPDATE: I found more pictures of that guy touching Gisele ass thanks to Phil! I want to know the name of that guy to give him a thumbs up on that move. Its the little things in life that make it worth wild. That will be in his data bank for future masturbation fantasies I am sure.

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Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Sex Tape Scandal

Tuesday March 11 2008

It is being reported that Gisele Bundchen and boyfriend Tom Brady have a sex tape that will hit the internet soon. Apparently Gisele and boyfriend Tom recently went to Philippe, which is a well known Chinese restaurant where customers are free to partake in sexual activities in the private room. According to Page Six, many celebrity couples have had sex in the room including Sienna Miller and P. Diddy. A rep for the restaurant released a statement saying that there are cameras and there is a secret room but they will not let anyone watch the tapes.

“All tapes are deleted,” It is completely and utterly false that anyone has access to view the videos at Philippe, which are maintained off-site at our corporate headquarters. The restaurant has refused to say whether or not if Tom and Gisele ever entered the private room. I have already ordered my popcorn because I can not wait to watch that movie.

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