Heere is Heather Locklear super smashed and of course holding up gang signs that mean nothing at all. But I think shes saying she wants two in the pink and one in the sink, or is it stink. Haha. Well I know I am a dick and you can thank Tim for that one. Sometimes being a dick is better..Better then being the one that gets hurt.
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Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi fame, and bangs Denise Richards (my idol for that score) was picked up last night for DUI by Laguna Beach police,
according to tPc:
Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.
At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells tPc there’s no indication of drugs.
Richie also had a female passenger car who police immediately clarified wasn’t a celebrity. Ha! Loser. Can’t even get a famous chick to ride shotgun while you’re tanked. And to think I respected you. *rips down Bon Jovi poster* Wait, I don’t like Bon Jovi.
UPDATE: So it turns out Richie Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter was in the car at the time of the arrest,
according to tPc. What a fucking idiot. Heather Locklear’s lawyers are going to have a field day with this shit. Driving drunk with a kid in a car, Christ. I didn’t know they gave out Father of the Year Awards for “Most Retarded.”
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