Dickism » Heidi Montag

They are back. Shit.

Dickism — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:36:15 +0000

I knew there must of been some reason that the last 2 months of my life were so great. I think it was cause I hadn’t heard anything about Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt. Edit: After I posted these pictures my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, and I every website I own crashed and burned. Thanks a lot Speidi…

Are you fucking kidding me

Dickism — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:24:04 +0000

I just found out how much the cast of The Hills will be making this year. I am going to kill myself. Bye.

Audrina Patridge: $100k/episode
Lo Bosworth: $100k/episode
Heidi Montag: $100k/episode
Kristin Cavallari: $90k/episode
Spencer Pratt: $65k/episode
Brody Jenner: $45k/episode

Anyone else dead yet?

Heidi Montag in a bikini again

Dickism — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:49:11 +0000

Once again Heidi Montag manages to find a way to get pictures taken of her while shes on a private beach. Who the hell is setting all these up? My guess is Playboy is still trying to squeeze every last penny out of her ass.

Heidi Montag bikini pictures

Dickism — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:35:49 +0000

I feel like a complete waste of life because I am actually posting two things about Heidi Montag in the same day. Oh well, here she is in a bikini and all I have to say is it’s a good thing she already did Playboy cause I can see that cellulite coming in.

Heidi Montag performing at Miss Universe

Dickism — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:04:22 +0000

For some reason the people at Miss Universe hired Heidi Montag to do a little performance during the show. Why the fuck would anyone ever do that? I’m guessing Playboy paid them. Check out the video above.

Heidi Montag dance practice

Dickism — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:38:30 +0000

Here is Heidi Montag who is practicing dance for the Miss Universe Pageant. Wait, did I really just say that?! Who the fuck let her into this contest. What a joke.