Here are some pictures of Heidi Montag from the set of her new movie, “Just Go With It.” I actually have no idea what the movie is about, nor do I care to find out, but by the way she’s dressed I’m guessing there’s a great chance that Ron Jeremy is her co-star and she’ll be sucking his fat dick the entire time.

Personally, I think this video is more sad than funny. She was so much hotter before all of her plastic surgery.

Here are some pics of Heidi Montag and douche boy toy Spencer Pratt boarding a plane. It’s too bad the pilot didn’t fly right into the side of a mountain and kill them both, or at least Spencer. I suppose we can keep Heidi alive for a few more years, as long as she’ll let me fuck her silicone brains out every now and then.

Heidi Montag showed off her gigantic new breasts at the Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas on Valentines Day Eve. I still strongly believe she looked better with her natural small titties, but I’d be a liar if I said I wouldn’t fuck her either way.

It sounds like Heidi Montag is planning to do another Playboy photo shoot, but this time around she’s planning to bare her breasts and show her gigantic fake boobies to the entire world.

“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” A source told In Touch Weekly. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.”

“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.”

Well, she paid a shitload of money for those babies, so she might as well get paid to show them off. I’m still convinced that eventually she’ll start doing porn. I can’t wait to see Ron Jeremy fuck her lights out.

It took me a long time to figure out what the whole Yoga fad is all about, but thanks to Heidi Montag I finally understand. If all yoga classes have big breasted chicks like this bending over backwards then I’m going to sign up for a few classes right now!