Heidi Montag has defended Miley Cyrus after her risqué Vanity Fair phtoshoot caused a media firestorm. Heidi is there for Miley:
“I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood, and she’s just having fun,” Montag told Extra. “Miley’s exploring herself.” Added beau Spencer Pratt, “I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”
Basically what Heidi is saying is, What you wanna be a slut, thats no problem its the new American way infact look at me I got plastic breasts and fake teeth. So at least shes starting at a young age. If I could of been so lucky.
Back and forth, darnit! Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler is denying that a sex tape of Lauren exists. Heidi and Spencer were on The Tyra Banks Show yesterday and claimed the rumors about the tape are absolutely true. Heidi even claimed that Jason was trying to sell it. Us Magazine reports:
“I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention. “Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.” On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”
Okay, there’s an easy way to sort this out: Let’s put all four of these sluts in a room and toss a grenade in. Whoever survives is, obviously, the liar.
The MTV, The Hills Girls, do The Rolling Stone for the May cover. Turns out that all the girls are turning into the mainstream somehow. Heidi Montag, with her breasts. Audrina Patridge with her naked pictures. Lauren Conrad with her sextape that Heidi helped push. Stephanie Pratt sister of Spencer Pratt who’s conveniently going out with Heidi Buttag. So it seems everyone does a full circle jerk. Turns out the The Hills is “the most influential show we’ve ever had” by MTV president of entertainment Brian Graden. Someone needs to can him and have the girls start doing porn immediately since thats what there essentially doing anyway.
Rob Reiner has no clue who meathead Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt is. And rightfully so they are useless and only give the paparazzi a job, since now Miley Cyrus is out of the picture for a little while.. In related news, more people should strive to be like Rob Reiner. Back to you Bob!
Heidi Montag and her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt went on the Tyra Banks show and confirmed that there was indeed a Lauren Conrad sex tape like we said last week. However, they don’t know if it still exists nor have they seen it. So that pretty much means that it must be true! Yup!
