You know, if I was casually walking through the magazine stand at my nearest Barnes and Noble stand and noticed the Playboy cover at a glance I would of said it looked like Heidi Montag on the cover.
Shit, with all that photoshop on Aubrey O’Day it doesn’t even look like her. WTF. Someone’s getting fired soon for that mess up. But, it could of been a marketing ploy, dam nazis. I know the kids at my B&N magazine stands must be brainwashed now.
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Jenna Jameson and Heidi Montag were at some MMA event this past weekend and as you can see, Jenna is about to pop. Heidi quickly tried to put her hands on Jenna stomach to make her life go platinum status. I would love to have Jenna J as my mom, she would give my girlfriends the best tips in the world on how to please me. Yes I am sick.
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MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.
And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:
LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000
Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.
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I wasn’t going to post Heidi Montag’s new music video for her “song,” Overdosin’, because I fucking hate her, and her “music” is shit. She sucks, and all things connected to her suck. Including her fake tits, fake nose, fake lips, and fake boyfriend.
That being said, it turns out she’s even more retarded than everyone thought, since she actually uploaded the wrong video to YouTube. That’s right, the only reason I’m writing about her crappy video is so that you can laugh at it (even more than you would have originally laughed at it). Shit, she can’t even lip-sync properly in a music video.
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Mary-Kate Olsen stopped by Letterman last night to promote her new film The Wackness where she talked about spending her 22nd birthday at Bonnaroo, making out with Ben Kinglsey and not wanting her kids to be child actors. She then brought up going to high school with Spencer Pratt who Dave mentioned is a little “wormy.” The dilly below:
Mary-Kate: He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ‘Me or the coach!’
Dave: Were you friends with the guy at the time?
Mary-Kate: No.
Dave: Because I’m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.
Mary-Kate: Oh, my God — that brings up stories! I don’t know if I should talk about it.
Dave: No, c’mon, let’s hear one. Let’s go.
Mary-Kate: [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.
Dave: What I don’t understand is how does a kid that age, and he’s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?
Mary-Kate: It’s a mystery to me.
We all know Spencer Pratt is a dick, I mean he goes out with Heidi Montag only to make him and her a moneybank couple. No idea if they actually like each other. But the shocking this is that Mary Kate Olsen just figured this shit out. I mean we know hes a douchebag, hes the ulitmate douche and thats why we love him. The video of her being shocked at Spencer Pratt being a dick.. (more…)
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