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Heidi Montag is once again Married to her faggot boyfriend Spencer. The guy is a complete douche and she isn’t much better either. If she didn’t have a good body she would be a complete cunt. However by looking at the picture above you can tell she can suck a mean cock!

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Snoop Dogg Went To The Lowest Point

I don’t know what’s more damaging to Snoop Dogg’s career him hanging out with Suge Knight or photos of him with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for his new show Dogg After Dark. Can Heidi and Spencer just go away, and tell Heidi to show her rack. She’s becoming useless.

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Heidi Montag Does Playboy Photoshoot

You know, if I was casually walking through the magazine stand at my nearest Barnes and Noble stand and noticed the Playboy cover at a glance I would of said it looked like Heidi Montag on the cover.

Shit, with all that photoshop on Aubrey O’Day it doesn’t even look like her. WTF. Someone’s getting fired soon for that mess up. But, it could of been a marketing ploy, dam nazis. I know the kids at my B&N magazine stands must be brainwashed now.

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Heidi Touches Jenna’s Baby For Her Powers

Jenna Jameson and Heidi Montag were at some MMA event this past weekend and as you can see, Jenna is about to pop. Heidi quickly tried to put her hands on Jenna stomach to make her life go platinum status. I would love to have Jenna J as my mom, she would give my girlfriends the best tips in the world on how to please me. Yes I am sick.

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Heidi Montag Does Mexico Bikini Pictures

Heidi Montag Does Staged Bikini Pictures

I hate Heidi Montag. I hate her fucking fake husband, Spencer Pratt. I hate her fake tits, her fake lips, her fake nose, and her fake life. I hate the way she’s posing for these stupid bikini pictures on her fake fucking honeymoon in Mexico. But her boy isnt that bad so I let that slide…

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Sorry Guys: The Hills Might Be Done

MTV’s ratings king, The Hills may end after this season proving that perhaps there is a God after all. Turns out these jackasses, including the Lauren and the gang, are holding out for more money and fail to realize they could be easily replaced with retards for cheaper. Which would probably make the show exponentially more watchable.

And, since your dying to know how much these idiots make, here are the Per Episode salaries of The Hills stars, so your head can explode:

LAUREN: $75,000
HEIDI: $65,000
SPENCER: $65,000
AUDRINA: $35,000
BRODY: $10,000

Okay, I get it: It’s MTV. But still, I seriously doubt one of these idiots could walk in and say they don’t make enough money without getting beaten to death with a baseball bat. So they all got enough money to get fake tits and smile really good. So what! Now we cant watch free porn on tv. Back to Playboy.

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