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Heidi Montag Without Her Barbie Make Up – BEWARE

The big news today is that Heidi and Spencer may be headed down the aisle soon. What do you think? Should they get married, and if so should they film it all for an episode of “the Hills”? If you answered either one of those questions, I fucking hate you. Heidi Montag told People magazine this is what she looked like first thing in the morning with no makeup. Oh hey guess what pictures suddenly emerge.

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Heidi Montag Has Sex With Mickey Mouse

Here is Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt doing what they do best. Absolutely nothing, and helping the paparazzi have a day job. Here they are in Disneyland or Disney World. Honestly I have no idea. But either way pictures of Heidi doing anything is pretty then what I am doing right now..So enjoy.

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Heidi Montag Fake Breasts In Ed Hardy Bikini

Well its summertime around the corner and you know what that means. We get to see Heidi Montag rock body in a bikini. Now it seems shes working out her abs more this year then last summer. They are extra hard if you know what I mean. I was gonna put up pictures of her dick, Spencer Pratt, but who wants to see that asshole. I think everyone prefers to see Heidi naked, then Spencer’s dick!

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Heidi Montag Really Knows How To Suck

A source tells TMZ that Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant last night and when NutSpencer paid the bill, he tipped a whopping 16 bucks!

A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time no surprise there and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer’s shortcomings.

Now wait a minute if you make appointments all day long with the paparazzi to take pictures of you and your plastic barbie wife. Could it hurt to leave a better tip considering your rich and famous while getting must shit for free. Thats the one thing I hate is cheap people. So what your gonna get buried with your money you dont spend now. Get real people. Give a little when you got it..

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Whitney Port Nipple Slip At The Ivy

Whitney Port, the girl NO ONE knows from The Hills, was out having lunch at The Ivy the other day, and thanks to a loose dress, and perfect angle, one lucky pap caught these great Whitney Port nipple slip pictures. Now you can barely see anything in the thumbnail thats why I blurred it, but click on the images to give you a full view of her ant hills. So isn’t Heidi Montag next to go topless from The Hills..hmm.

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Bring Mothers Day

Ok so basically the paparazzi loves Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, because there day goes like this. They call the paps to meet them somewhere, and all the paps show up and take pictures. Then when they dont call them up they still show up where they are and take pictures. If only herpes can be so kind and kill off Spencer Pratt. I think that would bring world peace and Israel would be safe again.

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