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Heidi Montag Only Wants Black People To Drive Her

Saturday April 19 2008

I dont know if I was Spencer I be more careful about that black guy taking him and his bitch, Heidi Buttag out. He might just bend her over and stick it in her ass, and Spencer is too much of a pussy he would just sit there and just watch. Or call the paparazzi over to take pictures of her getting nailed. You know for family fun and entertainment, to promote the horrible Heidiwood!

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Heidi Montag Sucks On TRL Trying To Rap

Tuesday April 15 2008

Heidi Montag was on TRL yesterday with Nelly, and she attempted to freestyle, and it was every bit as fantastic as that sounds. This video kind of sucks but it was all I could find, probably because most DVRs refused to tape it. This bitch is so awkward and uncomfortable to look at. Video after the jump. (more…)

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Heidi Montag Got Bored Started Clothing Line

Sunday April 13 2008

Heidi Montag, the crazy chick on The Hills going out with Spencer, was strutting her booty shorts on the runway showing off her new clothing line called “Heidiwood.”

Reality TV icon, Heidi Montag, is set to launch her new clothing line “Heidiwood for Anchor Blue” on April 15, 2008. The collection will make its runway debut “Heidiwood style” at the Hollywood & Highland Center in Los Angeles on Friday, April 11. To commemorate Heidi’s new line, the high-profile destination will go by the name, “Heidiwood & Highland” for the day and feature a runway fashion show.

Heidiwood! Sounds like a porno or the name for your girlfriends next vibrator. Now girls you too for a limited time only can masturbate like Heidi Buttag with her Heidiwood. In stores now while supplies last, comes in pink and white. No money down and no batteries are not included. For pictures go here.

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Heidi Montag Forgot She Cant Vote…Oops

Monday April 7 2008

Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits and they almost burst into the political arena last week by endorsing Senator John McCain. Since then people having been seeing if she can actually vote at Radar Online have made a startling discovery, Ms. Plastic Heidi isn’t registered to vote:

At least not according to voter registration officials in her hometown, Crested Butte, Colorado, or her current place of residence, Los Angeles County, who told Radar by phone that no one named “Heidi Montag” exists in the database of registered voters. A Lexis search confirmed that Montag isn’t registered anywhere else in Colorado, either. (Her rep could not immediately confirm Heidi’s voter status).

Hopefully, no one out there is actually taking political advice from Heidi Montag. They’d be safer listening to the crazy guy down the block who talks to himself and hangs out with the Mexicans that stand at the street corner waiting for jobs. That guy knows shit. Hes been around you know! lol.

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John McCain Watches Heidi Montag On The Hills

Thursday April 3 2008

John McCain took a minute on the campaign trail today to comment on his latest celebrity endorser: Heidi Montag. “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started,” McCain told Time.com’s Swampland blog in Pensacola, FL. McCain’s comment comes just hours after Heidi reported her endorsement. “I’m voting for John McCain,” she said. “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” Shes really brain dead for saying this. John McCain isn’t even gonna win the presidency everyone wants a Democratic this time around and is so sick of the shit storm that Bush created.

UPDATE: Video of McCain lying and saying he watches ‘The Hills’ on tv when he doesnt even know what it is.. The good crap happens around :48 second mark. So hes screwed.

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