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Hugh Hefner: I Want Miley Cyrus To Pose In Playboy

Saturday May 10 2008

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner wants to the 15-year-old, Miley Cyrus to follow up her photographs for Vanity Fair, and strip off completely in the pages of his legendary men’s magazine but only when she reaches the legal age.

Hefner says Cyrus would be “welcomed in the magazine”. He also slammed the furore surrounding her poses for Vanity Fair: “I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

So lets see..Your Hugh Hefner and you see the innocent pictures in Vanity Fair Magazine and you watch the people go nuts over the fact that Miley only shows her backside. So what do you do, you make an offer a 15 year old cant refuse. Ill give you the world once you turn 18, turn you into a full-time slut..Let see if Hugh can make it to 85, I think he can. If he can still bang eighteen years olds, the guy is doing something right.

Colleen Shannon Is Voting For Umbama

Monday April 28 2008

Colleen Shannon wants to set the record straight Jesse Metcalfe did not pay for her boobs. Some reading lessons would have been nice though. The Playmate/DJ wants us to know that she’s boned up on politics since last we heard, and her candidate of choice is “Umbama.”

Tiffany May Is Actually Pretty Smart

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Pamela Anderson Gives Hugh Hefner Naked Lapdance

Tuesday April 8 2008

The Sun UK says today that Pam Anderson gave a naked lap dance to Hugh Hefner at his 82nd birthday party in the Palms casino this weekend, making this the one millionth reason why Pam Anderson is the greatest woman who ever lived.

The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino. As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom wearing only high-heel shoes. Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

Wait a minute so the hotel owner was in the room with Hef when he got the lap dance from Pam and he saw the look on his face. Hmm..maybe then she gave TWO naked lap dances. If you were my friend Tim you be all over this like white on rice. lol.