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Hugh Hefner is a Crazy Fuck

Dickism — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:28:31 +0000

Shirly Jones was accepted to pose for Playboy. She took her shots and when they were given to Huge Hefner he said he expected more nudity and canned the shots. Are you fucking kidding me? Shirly is 75 why the hell is she posing for Playboy anyways? I am also really surprised Huge wants to see some bitches his own age. Shocking.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Breasts Get Painted On

Dickism — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:23:38 +0000

Here are twins Karissa & Kristina Shannon on Game Day at the Playboy Mansion wearing body paint football jerseys, you cant make this shit up. As you guys know, this pair are Hef’s new “girlfriends” and unlike his other girlfriends, they don’t have fake tits. They are kinda flat chested. Oh well. They are bad ass bitches though and they like to start fights.

Kendra Wilkinson Is Engaged To Some Dick

Dickism — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:46:00 +0000

Breaking news everyone! “Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson got engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Basket this weekend! If this sounds familiar, it’s because they’ve been engaged for at least a month, and it was on Tyler three weeks ago. E! online says:

Our snoopy Seattle sources say GNDoor Kendra Wilkinson’s BF, Philly Eagle hunk Hank Baskett, proposed to her atop the Space Needle this past weekend.
Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K’s reps…haven’t heard back. But, a close Kendra friend has confirmed, “it’s true.”

Wow, what a coincidence! That sources would tell me she’s engaged to Hank Baskett, then she would deny it, then she gets engaged to Hank Baskett.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Gets In Trouble With Police

Dickism — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:04:59 +0000

Kristina and Karissa Shannon are set to become the Playboy boss’s new live-in lovers. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion. Fuck yea! There rebels! More picture below with Hugh Hefner and his new bitches.

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Naked While Hugh Is Upset

Dickism — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:41:07 +0000

Hugh Hefner is speaking out for the first time about his split from his main girlfriend, “Girls Next Door” star Holly Madison. Us magazine says some shit I can care less about..

“I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly,” Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com. After the break-up, “I was road kill a couple of weeks ago,” he said. One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly’s desire to have children. “We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn’t work out,” he said. “She became very depressed.”

But this does present an opportunity to post the first naked pictures of his new twin girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon candid’s taken at the mansion. They’re not super beautiful, but Hef is 84 and he’s sticking it to 19-year-old twins. Can you blame the guy. I cant. What do you do when your upset you bang hot 19 year olds. That’s what I do..

Pamela Anderson Naked On Girls Next Door

Dickism — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:25:01 +0000

Former Playboy Slut Pamela Anderson gave Hugh Hefner the ultimate birthday surprise by stripping naked and giving him a cake. The saucy celebrations which took place in April were filmed for the new series of US TV show The Girls Next Door which premiered the night before last. The shit was blurred out of tv, so you cant the few view we all want and seen before on her sex tape.