Thursday June 19 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears will give birth today, according to reports from the US. The 17 year old has been joined by sister Britney Spears near the family home in Louisiana. Teen Jamie Lynn is expected to have a caesarean after complications with the pregnancy at the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Centre.
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Saturday May 3 2008
TMZ police has learned Britney Spears is heading to Louisiana for her sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Given Britney’s track record about showing up places like court appearances, concerts, parties, and even to pick up her kids..The bitch forgets to pick up anyone let alone show up anywhere unless someone else is flying her there…Didn’t she skip out on JLS recent birthday party…Yea were was she when that shit was going down…lol..not there..
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Tuesday April 29 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears and her manslut Casey Aldridge spent the weekend four-wheeling with friends in Liberty, Mississippi. Because she’s 6 months pregnant and everyone knows you should move around unborn babies as much as possible, its the number one cardinal rule. “Try to violently rock the mom back and forth,” doctors often say. They also recommend roller coasters and surfboading, if you have access to some.
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Tuesday April 8 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer a pregnant 16-year-old. Dammit! She’s now a pregnant 17-year-old. Boy does the time fly. Britney’s sister sibling spent her birthday with boyfriend Casey Aldridge at Ruby Tuesday on Saturday. Anyone try the desserts. They are the shit! Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn’s entire family ditched her to go out to eat with the bald crazy one that has all the money,
according to Us Magazine:
Jamie Lynn hit up a local Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday restaurant just outside Kentwood, while big sis Britney, brother Bryan and his girlfriend, Lynne and Jamie dined with a group at Italian restaurant Peppone in Brentwood. There was no mention of Jamie Lynn or the fact that it was her birthday at the Spears family dinner.
This is the type of shit that makes you know there is seriously something royally fucked up in America. When someone that goes crazy and nuts and shaves their own head to scare off the paparazzi. And you have Jamie who just had sex and got knocked up. Who’s the better of the two evils I would pick Jamie Lynn Spears. The first is at least the bitch puts out so thats always a plus. Beside who the hell wants to have sex with Britney Spears nowadays. Unless your frigging blind.
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Saturday February 16 2008
At first this story in
Star may seem far fetched but then you remember that it’s about a Spears and the whole family is a plague of fuck ups and then it all makes sense. Let’s skip to the best part.
Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn Spears shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”
The story says other things about her getting drunk all the time and drinking to escape her life as a famous hillbilly, and about her cheating on the father of her little inbred child thats going to be born, but that was all just build up to, “It’s cool, I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!” But please don’t think I’m being critical. No, no not at all. We need more progressive thinking whores like this. Dr. Drew there is right. You can’t get double pregnant, so now, hey, no rules. She’s 16 and knocked up and that means it’s time to discover the pleasures of life, baby. Loveline rules.
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