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Britney and Jamie Lynn bikini time

Dickism — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:29:53 +0000

I have a question. If some chick is under 17 has a kid is she fair game for adults? I think she should be considering she had to of gotten run through a few times to get pregnant. Im coming after you Jamie!!!

Jamie Lynn Spears Likes To Have Sex It Seems

Dickism — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:22:34 +0000

Last week of course, the National Enquirer reported that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant for the second time, just three months after giving birth the first time. Denials were issued across the board, but NE is sticking by their virgins, and now says it has confirmed the news with a source inside the family.

Now, a close family member has revealed exclusively that the Spears family is in an uproar and Jamie Lynn is being pressured to abort the baby. The anonymous public denials of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, says the family member, are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do.
“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member told an ENQUIRER source. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour.
“Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out.
“Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet.
“Casey is furious. Jamie Lynn hadn’t told him about the pregnancy. He learned about it in the media and then confronted her and she told him it was true.
“Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone.”

I’m not gonna lie to you, Jamie Lynn looks kinda hot in these pictures, and not just because she’s Britney Spears sister. Nothing like a white trash family becoming rich and having the last daughter get knocked up left right and center. Gangbang of Jamie Lynn Spears might be on the way or maybe a blond teen who just gave birth is the girl for me.

PS..The shirt says it all for me with the hoop earrings!

Jamie Lynn Spears Is Not A Slut This Time

Dickism — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:35:30 +0000

In complete contrast to what the NE said earlier today, TMZ says now that Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, citing a source that cannot be turned.

Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil’ baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y’all!
While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney’s baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.
Someone tell Lynne Spears and get her down from the ledge.

If your gonna make up some fake news make sure you dont get caught with your pants down, I’m willing to bet Jamie Lynn is the one who told the Enquirer she was pregnant. Because she’s an idiot. But we know this girl puts out at 16 so fuck it orgy anyone.

Jamie Lynn Spears To Give Birth Today

Dickism — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:51:10 +0000

Jamie Lynn Spears will give birth today, according to reports from the US. The 17 year old has been joined by sister Britney Spears near the family home in Louisiana. Teen Jamie Lynn is expected to have a caesarean after complications with the pregnancy at the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Centre.

Britney Spears: Im Coming Home, Sis!

Dickism — Sat, 03 May 2008 06:00:16 +0000

TMZ police has learned Britney Spears is heading to Louisiana for her sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Given Britney’s track record about showing up places like court appearances, concerts, parties, and even to pick up her kids..The bitch forgets to pick up anyone let alone show up anywhere unless someone else is flying her there…Didn’t she skip out on JLS recent birthday party…Yea were was she when that shit was going down…lol..not there..

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Off Roading While Pregnant

Dickism — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:01:47 +0000

Jamie Lynn Spears and her manslut Casey Aldridge spent the weekend four-wheeling with friends in Liberty, Mississippi. Because she’s 6 months pregnant and everyone knows you should move around unborn babies as much as possible, its the number one cardinal rule. “Try to violently rock the mom back and forth,” doctors often say. They also recommend roller coasters and surfboading, if you have access to some.