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Jenna Jameson Gets Kicked Out For Doing Coke

Jenna Jameson Skinny And Almost Naked On The Beach

Ex-porn-star/current plastic surgery victim Jenna Jameson kicked out of British nightclub for attempting to snort some of Peru’s finest in the loo…Heres what the Sun said:

Reportedly, adult film star Jenna moved her table right next to the Chelsea stars and wowed them with her raunchy dancing, as they continued to rack up their hefty bar bill, which ended up at an estimated £10,000.
Though, according to reports, Jenna’s night ended early after she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs. A member of her entourage said: “She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi.
“But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”

Hmm..Jenna Jameson getting caught doing coke. We all knew she was on coke, I mean look at her appearance if that isnt a surprise then your blind. But nothing like striping, making some money, running up the bar tab to 10K, and then only to get kicked out of the bathroom for snorting sugar…You gotta love run-on sentences…

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Jenna Jameson Sucks Them All Down

Oysters, you pervs. A few oysters. What did you think we were talking about? The porn legend-cum-mainstream actress, whose new film Zombie Strippers hits theaters today, was spotted in the West Village with her bodyguard and a gal-pal yesterday. The merry trio ducked into trendy eatery Pastis, where they toasted each other and dined on oysters. Just how long does it take a porn star to shove an oyster down her throat?

UPDATE: I have more Jenna Jameson pictures of her eating pussy. I mean fish food, but how many of the same pictures can you see over and over. Like watching Daffy Duck eating.

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Jenna Jameson Is A Zombie Strippers

Here is a trailer for the movie that I can’t believe hasn’t been made before. Zombie Strippers stars Jenna Jameson in a film, whose press release describes the plot as the following: “When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club.”

That’s the first sentence and already, I’m sold! A recipe for success, the movie has zombies, bad acting, a porn star and Robert Englund. What more could you possibly want? According to the press release, “ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!” and quite frankly, I believe it! Ain’t I sucker for shit in a can! lol..Here are some old pictures of Jenna durning her book signing, back when she wasn’t an anorexic plastic duck!

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Jenna Jameson As Bettie Page for PETA

Jenna Jameson got all undressed as Bettie Page for PETA’s new “Pleather Yourself” campaign against leather. What I don’t understand is if PETA is against leather, why are they hiring celebrities to carry out their message? Don’t they know that no one gives a shit at all! Not even the people being paid for these meaningless ads.

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Jenna Jameson Is Looking Chinese Lately

I can’t even begin to guess how the hell this happened to Jenna Jameson. Shes gonna turn into a Michael Jackson in like three seconds and we wont be able to stop it. Jenna like Michael used to look hip and hot back in the day. Now they both look like they stepped out a SPAM can. Stop the madness.

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Jenna Jameson Might Be Retired But She Still Goes Out

Jenna Jameson has turned herself into a fish with all the plastic surgeries to the point of quitting porn because her vag is disfigured and doesn’t want anyone to see it. She was amazing back in the day. Hopefully one day she does a reality tv show like everyone else and makes plenty of money.

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