Friday May 16 2008

So basically I was staying at the Mandarin Hotel and I went on my little patio and I looked down and saw John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston at the pool, peeping someone else’s action. So I took my 10 foot long camera and pointed downward and I got these killer shots of pictures, John checking out hot chicks and Jennifers hot ass. I actually like Jen and Brad as a couple better. Then all the shit going on. But John Mayer is my brotha we go way back, so keep banging John. Bang them all!

• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Hangout At Mandarin
• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are A Big Deal
• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Laying In The Sun
• John Mayer Makes Songs By Having Kristen Bell Listen

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Sunday May 11 2008

Jennifer Aniston in pool with John Mayer at Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami Beach…That fucking lucky ass bastard! To think he went near the same high school I did, he never got the chicks. And he gets all famous and the chicks come out of left field. John Mayer has the same credo as me, I only hook up with insanely hot chicks. But because anything less would not be worth it. Better to wait and get the best, then to settle for that fat chick at the convenience store offering you a blow job for free..




UPDATE: Found even more pictures of John Mayer infecting Jennifer Aniston with herpes. I know its a sad thing but some douchebag has to do it. Might as well be John!!

• John Mayer Is Peeping To Jennifer Aniston
• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Laying In The Sun
• Jennifer Aniston Forgets John Mayer At Home
• John Mayer Makes Songs By Having Kristen Bell Listen

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Thursday May 8 2008

So finally I found pictures that seem worthy to put up of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer sunbathing together in Miami Beach. It must be hard being famous and having unlimited amounts of money and of course getting to bang every hot chick that comes your way..I think they are just friends and not exactly banging, but I could be wrong as always. John usually likes them younger and dumber. And Jen is a bit out of his league…lol

• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Hangout At Mandarin
• John Mayer Is Peeping To Jennifer Aniston
• John Mayer Makes Songs By Having Kristen Bell Listen
• Jennifer Aniston Forgets John Mayer At Home

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Wednesday May 7 2008

Who would thought this ugly guy on stage, playing a guitar and singing chick songs would get so much Hollywood ass its not even funny. And if yours lucky enough to even go to his shows, you’ll see a majority of ugly and fat girls. And once in a blue moon you’ll see a skinny hot chick..So as a ratio, you got 20% hot chicks and 80% fatty chicks. And then he gets to nail, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and now Jennifer Aniston..So this guy is living the dream baby, like Chaz in Wedding Crashers…He should crash funerals…hes bound to get hot chicks there too..

• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Hangout At Mandarin
• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Laying In The Sun
• John Mayer Is Peeping To Jennifer Aniston
• John Mayer Playing With Jennifer Aniston

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Sunday May 4 2008

Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pictures sunbathing at Miami Beach hotel and this time without John Mayer. People are selling her picture all over the tabloids for a good story. No word on whether they really go out or not. But by the looks of things I think they are going out because John Mayer is a pimp! More pictures after the jump.. (more…)

• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Hangout At Mandarin
• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Laying In The Sun
• Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are A Big Deal
• John Mayer Is Peeping To Jennifer Aniston

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