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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Hangout At Mandarin

Jennifer Aniston in pool with John Mayer at Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami Beach…That fucking lucky ass bastard! To think he went near the same high school I did, he never got the chicks. And he gets all famous and the chicks come out of left field. John Mayer has the same credo as me, I only hook up with insanely hot chicks. But because anything less would not be worth it. Better to wait and get the best, then to settle for that fat chick at the convenience store offering you a blow job for free..

UPDATE: Found even more pictures of John Mayer infecting Jennifer Aniston with herpes. I know its a sad thing but some douchebag has to do it. Might as well be John!!

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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Laying In The Sun

So finally I found pictures that seem worthy to put up of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer sunbathing together in Miami Beach. It must be hard being famous and having unlimited amounts of money and of course getting to bang every hot chick that comes your way..I think they are just friends and not exactly banging, but I could be wrong as always. John usually likes them younger and dumber. And Jen is a bit out of his league…lol

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John Mayer Is Mr. Douchebag Not By Choice

Who would thought this ugly guy on stage, playing a guitar and singing chick songs would get so much Hollywood ass its not even funny. And if yours lucky enough to even go to his shows, you’ll see a majority of ugly and fat girls. And once in a blue moon you’ll see a skinny hot chick..So as a ratio, you got 20% hot chicks and 80% fatty chicks. And then he gets to nail, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and now Jennifer Aniston..So this guy is living the dream baby, like Chaz in Wedding Crashers…He should crash funerals…hes bound to get hot chicks there too..

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Jennifer Aniston Forgets John Mayer At Home

Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pictures sunbathing at Miami Beach hotel and this time without John Mayer. People are selling her picture all over the tabloids for a good story. No word on whether they really go out or not. But by the looks of things I think they are going out because John Mayer is a pimp! More pictures after the jump.. (more…)

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John Mayer Playing With Jennifer Aniston

John Mayer played stupid when the paps gave him the full court press about Jennifer Aniston. And John acted like he didn’t know what anyone was talking about. Sure we havent seen those laying in the sun with Jennifer.

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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are A Big Deal

Jennifer Anistons pussy might be like the Bible, everyone wants a peek at it. I mean Brad Pitt, Vince Vaghun, Tate Donovan and now John Mayer..John Mayer wants to go out with anyone thats hot. In Touch says there on it.

Although they’ve kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.

John Mayer isn’t that great or anything but this still makes no sense. At all. He just going onto the next girl thats desperate. He will break up with Jen, and move onto someone else…You watch..

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