Saturday March 1 2008

Jessica Alba took a musical stand for Barack Obama today, with an appearance in Will.I.Am’s new video We Are One. The just-released black-and-white pro-Obama project also features Ryan Philippe, John Leguizamo, singer Macy Gray, actor/rapper Tyrese, Ugly Betty’s Eric Mabius, Fantastic Four’s Kerry Washington, Everyone Hates Chris’ Tichina Arnold, comedian George Lopez, Friday Night Lights’ Adrienne Palicki and The Boondocks’ Regina King. In it, mom-to-be Jessica, 26, who’s in her third trimester, says, “I would like to see a cleaner Earth, for my child, who I’m bringing into the world very soon.”

I’m really glad I saw this video. I was struggling to find the right candidate for me, but thanks to the encouragement of a bunch of overpaid high-school dropouts and talking mannequins, I’ve learned that if you chant Osama’s name over and over, something magical will happen! Shouldn’t his name be Obama Barack, that sounds better. Then naming your kid Barack, hes black and got a horrible first name, can you give the kid a break. Guess not.

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Wednesday December 12 2007

People magazine has announced the WORST thing to mankind, it doesnt involve Oprah, they announced that Jessica Alba is pregnant.

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

I dunno about you, but this fine piece of ass is gonna be wrecked with a baby. We were hoping she break up with him and date one of us. I think because hes a loser she feels bad for him. I guess we were next in line.

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Sunday November 25 2007

So I saw the new trailer for the new Jessica Alba movie coming out called, Awake. Because in a movie that shes in, you want to stay awake the whole time to see if she will show you ANYTHING. We have guys lining up for this one to show it all. And show does get naked completely. She just never turns around so we can get a full frontal shot! Soon hopefully.

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Sunday August 12 2007

Oh Jessica Alba, if you want us to take you seriously as an actress so badly why do you go and take these “slutty” wet pictures all the time, now don’t get me wrong I love you for it just stop pretending you are anything other than a hot body.

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Tuesday May 15 2007

GQ Magazine is supposed to be a mens magazine with just guys. Now their putting hot chicks in their magazine. Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba. This is the best Jessica Alba photo shoot Ive ever seen. The guy that shot Lindsay, did Jessica. Hes one lucky guy. Imagine if your day job was to hangout with hot chicks and take pictures of them in fuck me poses. I mean life cant get any better. But it is summertime around the corner. So let the good times roll. Sorry these images are in low res, but nothing is available in hi def! But here is a video of Jessica almost naked.

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