Here are some pictures of
Jessica Alba from 2007, AKA her prime. Look at those nice hard tits and that fat fucking ass. She used to be a fucking dime. Now shes no more then a 7 or an 8. Don’t believe me?
Check here
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I’m not real sure who that dude is but if it’s
Jessica Albas boyfriend im gonna be pissed. That dude is almost as ugly as
Marisa Millers husband. Anyways, do you guys still think Albe is as hot as she used to be? Comment.
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren at some stupid awards show. As you can see Jessica Alba’s breasts are getting bigger and bigger. Kinda like Christina Aguilera breasts going into double E mode. Well here is a little glimpse of what heaven looks like. Cant wait till shes back in shape and able to show off her perfect ass. Hopefully shes dumps Cash sinces hes worth less then the toilet paper in aisle 5 in the supermarket.
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got secretly married on Sunday in a Beverly Hills courthouse, WTF. They arrived at the courthouse around 11:30 am, applied for the paperwork, then were married about 40 minutes later in a ceremony performed by a member of the courthouse staff. No family, friends or even Osama were present. Not even black Jesus was there to prove it. I know I know. I was upset too.
People magazine says were all doomed…
According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail. She looked happy but nervous,” the source says. Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.
Wait a minute, your telling me they walked in and walked out and no one noticed anything. I mean I cant believe not even Heidi Montag was there. I mean you talk about being low key. Shit. Normally if your that famous you have to pay everyone in the courthouse from the minute you walk in to the minute you leave so people will be hush about it. I just hope they break up that way too so my friend Tim can get sloppy sexconds with Ms. Alba.
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Jessica Alba seems to have favorite passtime, which is for staring contests. She loves them so much that’s she willing to engage in them online. I included a video of her staring for two minutes straight which is creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. Her face looks fat as shit, and she just stares like an alien from out of space. I would have my pants unzipped while I stare at her, and slowly show her my long member below and watch her face be in shock! The video after the jump because yesterday the videos slowed the sites loading time! Which is not cool, at all..
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