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Ashlee Simpson Wants To Fuck Her Sister

Dickism — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:52:44 +0000

Ashlee Simpson has been quoted for telling “Women’s Health” how sexy and fuckable her big sis Jessica is.

“My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy lady.”

While I agree with her, I’m going to interpret that as if Ashlee wants to strap-on a dildo and fuck her sister silly. Which I think is a little odd, but who am I to judge?

Jessica Simpson is actually retarded

Dickism — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:27:36 +0000

Jessica Simpson took to her Twitter page to say the following:

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”

Wow Jessica I really wonder what could of happend? Click on the picture above to see what actually happend to the poor puppy!!

Note: for all you animal lovers out there its a joke the picture you will see isn’t actually her dog.

Jessica Simpson thinks she is a model

Dickism — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:26:20 +0000

I got a good chuckle when I saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson walking the runway. Is this her way to get back at Tony Romo for fucking a Miss Missouri? Sorry Jessica but the only way you could get back at him would be to fuck Mr. Missouri…which happens to be me. Anyways, Jessica is WAY past her prime and is going way down hill. Check out how saggy her boobs are in the 3rd pic.

Jessica Simpson drunk again

Dickism — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:43:47 +0000

I bet Jessica Simpson goes out and gets trashed every night. Shes such a sorry little whore. She probably fucks the cab driver when she gets home too. Lucky fuck.

Jessica Simpson is Single

Dickism — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:57:22 +0000

Jessica Simpson and her large DD tits are now single. Tony Romo and her called it quits over the weekend the day before her 29th birthday. Obviously Tony is just a bad ass/jew ass and didn’t want to buy her anything for her birthday. I’m sure he’ll take her back in a week just so she won’t bitch about not getting a gift.

Jessica Simpson’s Big Ol’ Titties

Dickism — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:13:23 +0000

You might not be able to see her huge tits but you can see her the giant outline of them. These pictures of Jessica Simpson were taken at the AT&T Golf Tournament yesterday where Tony Romo played with Tiger Woods. Tony is such a lucky fuck. What other guy gets to go out and play golf with the best ever and then go home and bang Jessica. Bull shit.