Tuesday May 13 2008
Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in Chicago these past couple of days and now we know why. We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up because of Jessica Simpson being horrible in bed:
“He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much. Tony was having a blast playing Pop-A-Shot mini golf and bags,” according to a source. “He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes. He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table. He zeroed in on one blonde all night,” a source said. “That blonde wasn’t Jessica Simpson. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speaker phone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills.”
They are done! So now I see why Jessica keeps getting the can..It seems she sucks in the sack, so why would you wanna stay with a girl like that after you used up all her publicity and got laid. There is no other reason to hangout with her really. So sad, that Ashlee is a better catch then Jessica. And all these years we had it the other way around! SHit…
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Monday May 12 2008
Jessica Simpson prolly has a great rack. Kinda like Jennifer Love Hewitt who guards her rack with a Defcon 5 installed in her chest. Frankly, sooner or later you get older and your not hot anymore. So might as well strip your clothes while you have a decent rack still. I don’t know what I am going with this, but ah..racks! lol
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Friday May 9 2008
Jessica Simpson was at the Rehearsals for America: United in Support of Our Troops Concert and her and ZZ Top frontman got alittle too close..Paging Tony Romo! Its gross, but hey I just had to put it up in this sick fucking country!
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Tuesday April 22 2008
It looks like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are going all out with some very kinky food play. Actually, these pictures of Jessica and Tony swapping cake and spit were taken at the 28th birthday party for Tony Romo, where Jessica Simpson sang a song for her boyfriend, and then proceeded to feed him cake, and lick it off his face. Don’t act like you never did that before especially with all your friends around watching in jealousy while your banging the hottest girl on the planet.
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