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Jessica Simpson hasn’t shown her boobs to the world in a long, long time. Thankfully she decided to show them off yesterday in New York. Jessica’s boobs must of thought they were done in the spot light and started growing veins. What a sad sight it is indeed.

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Jessica Simpson is skinny again


Everyone is talking about how much weight Jessica Simpson has gained lately, but it seems that was all a big misunderstanding because last night in Florida she wore a pair of shorts that seemed to be too big on her. But she does look like she lost some weight. Keep losing it, I like my girls skinny and hot.


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President Barack Obama was supposed to be featured on the cover of Us Weekly with his family, but found his face covered by Jessica Simpson. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Obama jokes about the incident which proves the entire nation truly is captivated by her expanding ass. Us Magazine reports:

“Yeah, it’s a little hurtful,” he quipped when Matt Lauer showed him the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, featuring a portrait of his family.
“You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!” added Lauer, who sat down with Obama before the Super Bowl aired Sunday on NBC.
“Who’s in a weight battle, apparently. Oh well!” Obama said.

Obama is the man. Has any other President ever called a celebrity fat on nationalize television. I think NOT. The man deserves a medal just for that.


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Kim Kardashian Talks About Jessica Simpson Fat


Kim Kardashian realized that Jessica Simpson is getting a fat ass like like herself, and she might be in competition with her own bootyass. Such as Jessica Simpson getting fat. On her blog, Kim writes something important so everyone has to read her shit..

I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I’m hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain.
I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!
I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???

Kim must be really bored. I mean come on, leave Jessica Simpson’s fat alone, the bitch is getting fat and let her be. I like to remember Jess in that Dane Cook movie she did. She looked hot as balls then. I think Kim just needs to get a real job instead of stealing Paris’ job.


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Kim Kardashian Defends Jessica Simpson


People magazine jumped on the Jessica Simpson fat campaign because, its the highest search keyword at Google. So they asked another fat girl, namely Kim Kardashian see what she thought so here is what the bitch had to say:

“I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous.”
Adds Kardashian, who’s attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, “I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong it.”
No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, “It doesn’t really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it.”

So you got the two most different people in the world in the same posting. Jessica Simpson who is becoming a whale and has had sex with no one except exclusive people, and has the same brainpower as Paris Hilton. Kim Kardashian who is also a whale also and who spread-ed her fat ass all over a porno and cried when it came out, but somehow got royalties and became a club call girl sponsor aka useless. From one fattie to another, they must unite.


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Ashlee Simpson: Stop Picking On My Fatty Sister


Ashlee Simpson has taken to her myspace page (oh pleez) to defend her newly really fat and unattractive sister. Ashlee says:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Wait, is she implying Jessica is a size 2? NO no, that bitch is a size 6 now judging by those pictures.

Maybe even oh god no, a size 8. Either way, fat is fat and skinny is well skinny. Clearly the whole world is seeing the same thing I am. Except I am just brutal about it. Today its fatty day…

And of course a skinny bitch has to come to the rescue to save a fatty. Well listen up, why is it that a fat bitch is always friends with a skinny bitch? Because the skinny girl looks at the fat girl and says “thank god i don’t look like that monster, and the fat girl says “i know if i hangout with her, ill think i look prettier but i actually won’t ever look like that.”

God I am awful. Honesty at its finest.


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