Monday April 14 2008
Jessica Simpson in her camo Cowboys hat was looking lovely as well. But, between carrying dog Daisy, her MacBook Air laptop, and three or four hundred bags, we began to think she might be better off hiring someone to carry her shit.
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Wednesday April 9 2008
Jessica Simpson graces the May cover of Esquire Magazine. The shoot was a recreation of a cover that Virna Lisi did for the mag in 1965. She looks sexy. I found some more pictures of her,
from last time with her nipples poking out. Enjoy it.
UPDATE: I found two more pictures from the magazine. Nothing worthy but still I have to put them up.
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Tuesday April 8 2008
Unable to keep a man that has a penis for longer than five seconds, Jessica Simpson is doing everything she can to keep Tony Romo’s attention away from attractive women.
Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show veteran gives her Web cam a workout for the benefit of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. When they’re apart, she will be - to quote Tina Turner - his private dancer, and she “isn’t shy about her body - or her dance moves,” Star said. “Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. … She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other.”
Jessica Simpson should always be naked. I mean keeps showing us a little bit more and more. Sooner or later we have to get the whole package. I just hate waiting and I have no patience at all.
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Tuesday April 8 2008
Jessica Simpson graces the May cover of Esquire Magazine. The shoot was a recreation of a cover that Virna Lisi did for the mag in 1965. She looks sexy. That hairstyle actually looks really good on her, unlike
Lindsay Lohan who attempted to recreate Marilyn Manroe’s The Last Sitting with that horrific blonde wig but we got to see boobies. Do you guys think Jessica’s cover is sexy or perplexing? haha. Hopefully she shaves down there too. If you catch my drift!
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Thursday March 27 2008
If something like this did happen to Jessica Simpson, it might actually serve as a spark in her dying career. After analyzing all of Jessica’s options at this point, we’re recommending that she forgo all music and film-related efforts and concentrate more on properly cashing in her Playboy Trump Card.
I’m pretty sure, that with very little coaxing and old-man hand jobbing, Hef would cough up around $3-4 million to put Jessica on the cover especially since he loves the blonde bimbo types.
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