Jessica Simpson | Dickism

I cannot fucking believe that is Jessica Simpson. But it is, yesterday at a concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida for some local country radio station. Jesus shes gotten so fat, time for her to hit that treadmill or else I cant masturbate to her anymore. Ill have nightmares, bring me skinny Jessica Simpson back. Someone give her a movie so she will be forced to workout quick!

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Is This Jessica Simpson ?

Okay this Jessica Simpson picture is floating around online saying its her.

I’ve never seen it before and I’ve looked around and no one seems to know what it is or where it’s from, so I’m assuming it’s a fake.

Any thoughts?

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Jessica Simpson Flashes Some Cellulite Ass

You wanna see Jessica Simpson’s ass? Sure you do, and here it is some cellulite ass that is. Jessica was performing on Good Morning America the other day and “accidentally” flashed her fat ass. It wasn’t really an accident, because it looks like Jessica Simpson will do just about anything to get press for her new album. She needs to stick to her breasts because her ass isn’t cutting it.

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Jessica Simpson Almost Shows Some Breasts

Here is Jessica Simpson looking kinda drunk in a pool or maybe that’s just my wishful thinking. Either way out she looks hot in a bikini and her breasts belong near my head so I can motorboat them.

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Jessica Simpson Shows Her Cleavage

It seems like every time Ashlee Simpson goes out and shows off her new big pregnant breasts, Jessica Simpson brings out her guns too and outdoes her. Is this some sort of sibling rivalry? Because it’s not much of competition. Jessica will win each and every time hands down…Shitt..

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Stifler Had Sex With Jessica Simpson

Stifler, whose real name is apparently Seann William Scott which I had no idea until now, since I didn’t really care, addressed the Internet rumors about why there’s tension between him and Nick Lachey. Turns out Stifler and Jessica Simpson had angry leather sex. Here’s my brief transcribing of what he said:

DJ Whoo Kid: I heard you had beef with Nick Lachey, man.
Stifler: Oh, ’cause I fucked Jessica Simpson?
[Assorted OH!'s, DAMN's, That is WACK!'s]
Stifler: No, but I did!
DJ Whoo Kid: One rumor out da way!

First off, who hasn’t slept with Jessica Simpson and secondly, Stifler is still the man! He may have fucked everything insight in those American Pie movies. But you gotta give him credit for nailing Jessica Simpson. Next time I see him, a big high five…Its secret guy code.

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