Wednesday May 9 2007

Jessica Simpson who is getting in shape for her new movie in which her character joins the Marines has to watch her diet because her lactose intolerance causes her to omit gas from “all ends”.

Jessica told US TV show ‘Extra’: “I am going to be all ripped. But it’s tough, I’m not good on sugar. Or dairy you’ll hear it come out of all ends! I’ve really become comfortable in who I am and in my skin. I feel beautiful whether I am five pounds heavier or five pounds smaller. I’m actually a natural brunette. I was really blonde as a kid, but then I just started getting darker and darker.”

Jessica also revealed she hopes to become a household name after adding a range of home wear to her label. She said: “I aspire to be a brand like Ralph Lauren.” What greater way to gross people out, by telling them you fart a lot. And then your gonna want them to have your brand in their homes. Jessica Simpson can do womens clothing or shoes. Or maybe a playboy spread with her boobies across the front cover. But that is about it.

• Jessica Simpson Gets Hit On By ZZ Top
• Stifler Had Sex With Jessica Simpson
• Jessica Simpson Checks Out Her Breasts
• Jessica Simpson Almost Shows Her Pussy

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Tuesday May 8 2007

I have to be honest. I’m a little tired of writing about Jessica Simpson’s boobs. In the last 2 weeks, I’ve written about them four times! Now I don’t mind looking at them every single day of the week but there’s only so much you can write! They’re huge and John Mayer is the a lucky bastard. End of story. Now go enjoy the pics!

• Jessica Simpson Checks Out Her Breasts
• More Jessica Simpson Topless In Esquire Magazine
• Stifler Had Sex With Jessica Simpson
• Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson Is Horrible In Bed

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Monday May 7 2007

Jessica Simpson was at The Pussycat Dolls Lounge 2nd Anniversary in Vegas and doing what she does best. She showed up with her fake tan and her boobies! We can always hope for a little bit more. But Whenever someone gives you don’t ask questions and you take as much as you can until they say no. More please.

• Jessica Simpson Gets Freaky On Webcam
• Jessica Simpson Offered A Gangbang By Soldiers
• Stifler Had Sex With Jessica Simpson
• Jessica Simpson Checks Out Her Breasts

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Wednesday April 25 2007

Leaving boyfriend John Mayer at home, a brunette-tressed Jessica Simpson stepped out to Element in a low-cut boobs-enhancing top, then headed to Parc and then Winston’s talk about a party boobfesttrain! More pictures of that night here.

• Jessica Simpson Kinky Eating Cake With Tony Romo
• Tony Romo: Jessica Simpson Is Horrible In Bed
• Jessica Simpson Checks Out Her Breasts
• Stifler Had Sex With Jessica Simpson

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Wednesday April 18 2007

Jessica Simpson is to flaunt her flesh when she hosts a Pussycat Dolls show in Las Vegas in May, reports Us Magazine. The actress-and-singer will flaunt her impressive cleavage and curves as she hosts a special performance by the pop group and dance troupe at their themed lounge in Las Vegas’ PURE nightclub on May 4.

A source said: “This is a chance for her to be sexy and get back in the spotlight.”

I got my plane ticket just now so I can be there! My friend Tim is going too. I gotta see this, hopefully she gets naked and drunk. And is all over me like she was with Perez Hilton. I am sure its not the highpoint of her career hanging with him. But if your ugly and gay, your blog is famous. I might be gay, but I am sure not ugly. Maybe I should stock up at the dollar menu at McDonald’s and get fat. And have all my fans call me angry inch.

• Stifler Had Sex With Jessica Simpson
• Jessica Simpson Almost Shows Some Breasts
• Jessica Simpson Almost Shows Her Pussy
• Jessica Simpson Gets Freaky On Webcam

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