Wednesday April 18 2007

Jessica Simpson is to flaunt her flesh when she hosts a Pussycat Dolls show in Las Vegas in May, reports Us Magazine. The actress-and-singer will flaunt her impressive cleavage and curves as she hosts a special performance by the pop group and dance troupe at their themed lounge in Las Vegas’ PURE nightclub on May 4.

A source said: “This is a chance for her to be sexy and get back in the spotlight.”

I got my plane ticket just now so I can be there! My friend Tim is going too. I gotta see this, hopefully she gets naked and drunk. And is all over me like she was with Perez Hilton. I am sure its not the highpoint of her career hanging with him. But if your ugly and gay, your blog is famous. I might be gay, but I am sure not ugly. Maybe I should stock up at the dollar menu at McDonald’s and get fat. And have all my fans call me angry inch.

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Wednesday April 18 2007

Jessica Simpson was spotted bar hopping in Hollywood, apparently pulling a Lindsay Lohan shown to the world. Too bad her boobs didn’t really pop out, then the world would be flooding to those pictures. Is it me is her face getting uglier every year. Sooner or later the makeup isn’t going to hold up.

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• Jessica Simpson Kinky Eating Cake With Tony Romo
• Jessica Simpson Nipples Are Pokin

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Wednesday April 4 2007

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spent last week in Rome and while they were staying at the extra fancy Hotel de Russie, they shocked other hotel guests with their loud sex sessions. Sources say:

When Jessica and John were in the city they were said to be disturbing the peace. One source reveals, “Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn’t get to sleep for a long time. This woman was saying she couldn’t believe Jessica was getting it on so loudly in the room next door.”

Have you seen John Mayer recently. I mean he is the man for boning Jennifer Love Hewitt which gave him the inspiration for Body Is A Wonderland and he goes at it again with Jessica Simpson. Always going after the hotties. Anyway nowadays, he looks like death. As he ages looking worst and worst. Kinda like the reverse effect on wine. Maybe hes got a big dong. I dunno, but I can tell you it ain’t his looks anymore.

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Friday March 16 2007

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan wants her and Paris Hilton to star in a new reality show. Lindsay’s father Michael, who was due to be released from prison yesterday, wants to be stranded on a desert island with Lindsay, Paris, Jessica Simpson and their fathers.

Producer Brett Hudson said: “Michael is very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads. We’ll be going along when he does that.”

“We’ll be with him when he tries to ’save’ some of his old Hollywood pals.” Michael’s other ideas include offering Sunset Boulevard prostitutes money to talk through their problems.

Brett said: “He has other ideas, like going out on Sunset Boulevard and giving a prostitute a hundred dollar bill not for sex, but for her time so he can talk to her and try to save her. He wants to make things right with the world. And especially with his family.”

Seems like the dad wants some of Lindsay’s limelight. Too bad hes not a girl and is HOT. Then maybe. But I got to give it to him to have all these girls stranded on an island. Good thinking genius. So yours gonna have two known sluts, and the so called virgin mary on an island. Thats gonna go real well. Be better just limited it down to Lindsay and Paris. That would be a good sex tape, or should I say a sex fest weekend.

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