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David Spade Impregnated Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace

David Spade impregnated Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, who delivered the baby girl last week in Missouri. Read that sentence again. Take a deep breath. People reports:

David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement,” Spade’s rep, Meredith O’Sullivan, tells PEOPLE. The actor, 45, announced in January that he had a brief relationship with Grace, and if proven to be the child’s biological father, he would accept responsibility. The baby was born Aug. 26.”

If David Spade wasn’t famous, he’d be waiting in the parking lot of Barnes & Noble with ether and duct tape because the chick behind the counter smiled at him.