Monday July 14 2008

Sarah Silverman Decides To Dump The Fat Guy


After dating for the past 5 years, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship. Vanity Fair was the first to break the news of Jimmy losing the best sex he will ever have:

Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up. Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.” With them, so has the faith of all those believed—as we did—that their union was the binding force that kept Hollywood from exploding in a mass chain reaction of irony and sexual frivolity.

I think this is a good move for Sarah Silverman..Because Jimmy is just not that guy she deserves..And clearly Jimmy is crying right now because that is the best sex he will ever have. Not to mention probably the hottest looking girl he will ever fuck..So sad for him..Great for ME!


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Wednesday April 9 2008



Ryan Phillippe showed his own sex tape at the Jimmy Kimmel show. Sounds exciting that all the underage girls would be lining up to see this crap. That is exactly what this shit is, CRAP!


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