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	<title>Dickism &#187; Joaquin Phoenix</title>
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		<title>Joaquin Phoenix Punches Someone In The Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Joaquin Phoenix continues to be a retard attention whore pretending to be beat up a fan at his concert last night in Miami, according to TMZ:
He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone who appeared to [...]]]></description>
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Joaquin Phoenix continues to be a retard attention whore pretending to be beat up a fan at his concert last night in Miami, according to <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/12/joaquin-phoenix-brawl-rap/" target="new">TMZ</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone who appeared to be heckling him in the audience near the stage.<br />
    &#8220;We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,&#8221; he said before jumping into the crowd. It was not immediately clear whether the two men exchanged any blows.<br />
    Telling the heckler, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got millions of dollars in my f**king bank account, what do you got?&#8221;<br />
    Phoenix then launched himself off the stage and started throwing punches at the &#8220;f**king a**hole.&#8221; The crowd erupted, and started chanting &#8220;Joaquin, Joaquin&#8221; until Phoenix was eventually dragged away by club security.</p></blockquote>
<p>If Joaquin has millions I like to see them. Hes probably so broke, he cant even pay for his heat bill. Now hes touring the world, and trying to be a hippie rapper. He needs to just stop and go back to acting, you get hot chicks, and a killer paycheck. Now why would you leave that job, unless your just fucking stupid!<br />
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		<title>Joaquin Phoenix Shows Up For Dave</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Joaquin Phoenix was on David Letterman last night and he looked as homeless as the guy next to you. Someone needs to smack some shit in his brain. Even Dave didn&#8217;t even know what to say to him. You get lucky and make a billion a movie, and your gonna give that up, when other [...]]]></description>
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Joaquin Phoenix was on David Letterman last night and he looked as homeless as the guy next to you. Someone needs to smack some shit in his brain. Even Dave didn&#8217;t even know what to say to him. You get lucky and make a billion a movie, and your gonna give that up, when other people will shoot you over the kinda sneakers you wear. He&#8217;s an idiot.<br />
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