Wednesday May 7 2008

Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan got cozy at the Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party the other night. Interestingly, Joel’s girlfriend Nicole Richie who is of Mexican descent (her birth name is Nicole Escovedo) was not at the event. Conveniently this works good for Lindsay Lohan so she can sneak in there and try to fuck it up! Go Lindsay!

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Monday April 21 2008

Page In My Ass says today that Paris Hilton thinks she and ex-BFF Nicole Richie should get married to their boyfriends, Benji and Joel Madden, in a lavish double ceremony, despite the fact that only half the people in this story are engaged. Why? True love of course. Wait, no. Money. I meant to say money, money, money. Then she will divorce him and move onto her next tool of use.

Hilton said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.”

I hope they do have a big double wedding. That’s when I’ll use my telepathy to slam the doors shut and kill everyone in sight like that episode of Family Guy. Hahahha!

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