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		<title>Heidi Montag Forgot She Cant Vote&#8230;Oops</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits  and they almost burst into the political arena last week by endorsing Senator John McCain. Since then people having been seeing if she can actually vote at Radar Online have made a startling discovery, Ms. Plastic Heidi isn&#8217;t registered to vote:
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Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits  and they almost burst into the <a href="http://www.dickism.com/2008/04/03/john-mccain-watches-heidi-montag-on-the-hills/">political arena last week by endorsing Senator John McCain</a>. Since then people having been seeing if she can actually vote at <a href="http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/04/heidi-montag-vote-not-registered-mccain-the-hills-spencer-pratt.php" target="new">Radar Online</a> have made a startling discovery, Ms. Plastic <strong>Heidi isn&#8217;t registered to vote</strong>:</p>
<blockquote><p>At least not according to voter registration officials in her hometown, Crested Butte, Colorado, or her current place of residence, Los Angeles County, who told Radar by phone that no one named <strong>&#8220;Heidi Montag&#8221;</strong> exists in the database of registered voters. A Lexis search confirmed that Montag isn&#8217;t registered anywhere else in Colorado, either. (Her rep could not immediately confirm Heidi&#8217;s voter status).</p></blockquote>
<p>Hopefully, no one out there is actually taking political advice from Heidi Montag. They&#8217;d be safer listening to the crazy guy down the block who talks to himself and hangs out with the Mexicans that stand at the street corner waiting for jobs. That guy knows shit. Hes been around you know! lol.<br />
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		<title>John McCain Watches Heidi Montag On The Hills</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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John McCain took a minute on the campaign trail today to comment on his latest celebrity endorser: Heidi Montag. &#8220;I&#8217;m honored to have Heidi&#8217;s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started,&#8221; McCain told Time.com&#8217;s Swampland [...]]]></description>
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John McCain took a minute on the campaign trail today to comment on his latest celebrity endorser: Heidi Montag. <strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m honored to have Heidi&#8217;s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started,&#8221;</strong> McCain told <a href="http://time-blog.com/swampland/2008/04/swampland_exclusive_mccain_rea.html" target="new">Time.com&#8217;s Swampland blog</a> in Pensacola, FL. McCain&#8217;s comment comes just hours after Heidi reported her endorsement. &#8220;I&#8217;m voting for John McCain,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I&#8217;m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.&#8221; Shes really brain dead for saying this. John McCain isn&#8217;t even gonna win the presidency everyone wants a Democratic this time around and is so sick of the shit storm that Bush created.<br />
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<strong>UPDATE:</strong> Video of McCain lying and saying he watches &#8216;The Hills&#8217; on tv when he doesnt even know what it is.. The good crap happens around :48 second mark. So hes screwed.<br />
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