Thursday May 1 2008

Christina Aguilera and monkey boy Jordan Bratman left the super baby at home and got trashed last night at Crown Bar in West Hollywood. She could barely walk as she left and had to get help from her husband and her security people. The pictures of her going in, was by herself walking. And her coming out well thats another story…Too bad her breasts didn’t fall out..

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Saturday April 26 2008

Christina Aguilera got paid by People to take pictures of her newborn monster she just gave birth too. I guess the gargoyle name is Max Liron Bratman. It means big penis in Hebrew or something. I honestly hate kids. They are not cute and usually smell of sour milk and urine combination. Maybe when you have YOUR own kids its different but the way I see it. Most kids are spoiled and untrained for the future sex tapes they will be filming. Yes I am sick, no I mentally challenged get it right. lol

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Friday June 8 2007

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman stopped by a maternity center yesterday, fueling rumors that Christina is pregnant. TMZ reports they stopped by New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association, known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds. You can see her nipples a little bit through the shirt if you look closely, since shes not wearing a bra.

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