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	<title>Dickism &#187; Jordin Sparks</title>
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		<title>Jordin Sparks Has A Fucking Cow At The VMA&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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During his uncomfortably unfunny opening monologue, Russell Brand made some jokes about the Jonas Brothers and Virgin Promise Rings and bashing everyone sexually which is cool might I add. Jordin Sparks some fat bitch took offense, so when she went on stage to introduce TI which I have no idea who that is either, she [...]]]></description>
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During his uncomfortably unfunny opening monologue, Russell Brand made some jokes about the Jonas Brothers and Virgin Promise Rings and bashing everyone sexually which is cool might I add. Jordin Sparks some fat bitch took offense, so when she went on stage to introduce TI which I have no idea who that is either, she said something about how virgin promise rings are cool, and not everyone wants to be a slut. Shut up fat bitch and go see Jenny Craig and while your there have lots of sex with a bunch of white women. Why do fat people have to stand up for everyone, even when their wrong?<br />
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