Somebody needs to tell Kate Hudson that St. Paddy’s Day isn’t for a few weeks yet. Usually it’s the flat chicks that end up having all the brains. Apparently that’s not the case here.

I didn’t even bother doing any research on these pictures because I think it’s pretty obvious that Kate Hudson is on the set of her new movie which will apparently be a porno. I guess she must want to prove that flat chested chicks can be good porn stars too. I have a feeling these pics will be all over the next big celebrity cumshot compilation.

Now somebody get her a spoon and make her gargle the shit like a good little girl.

Kate Hudson is apparently dying for some attention. Just Saturday she was seen shopping without a bra and on Sunday she decided to wear one of the sluttiest outfits at the American Music Awards. When she went up to the microphone with Nicole Kidman she had a slight nipple slip and struggled to keep her tits covered the entire time. If she wasn’t so flat we’d have a lot more to get excited about.

While her tits may be small, Kate Hudson’s nipples are long, hard and trying to poke out of her shirt! I guess it’d be nice if she’d enhance her cup size to a C or a D, but I can’t complain…I’d still bang her for the rest of eternity.